So pissed any sad.....

[4ero]

WHAT!! NOOOO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SUICIDE WITH MY PAPER TURTLE NOW

 

[FuLouZero]

www.suicidalpaperturtleorgamifolding.com
Ermm I laughed my head off.
Who the hell whould make a site like that...
Well anyway
1.Forget about her your hand will never dump you. (If he/she does Sucidal Paper Turtle of Doom is the answer)
2.The nerd problly had somthing you don't.
3.Grab the nerd in a choke hold and shave his cranium off with a shaver.

 

[IDefy]

Originally posted by Faint
Remember KittieKitty? She dumped me for not a good reason to give, and I dont give a SHIT about her now!

Just get over it, kick back, and say "Yeah, I can get another whore for my pleasure".

That doesn't count as a GF, get over it, it's the internet.

 

[~Canuck~]

Man you must be some kinda pussy if your bitch got stolen by a nerd. Up here in canada we don't stand for that shit, our women be like "i wanna do shit" were like **** that bitch make me a meal, then do my laundry. So honestly don't be such a little pussy with your panties in a knot and get whats yours back.

 

[cry0KiD]

u canot live with this shame!! gogo harakiri!!

 

[Kuro Neko]

Originally posted by IDefy
That doesn't count as a GF, get over it, it's the internet.

I just said I got over her, and some things can count as it, don't be a jackass when you don't know what I just said.

 

[Oxide08]

tell the nerd guy that she has crabs.... lol then the girl looks nasty (revenge for her breakin up with u....)the nerd leaves her cuz he doesnt want crabs... and ur all good

 

[raDixGhost]

Dont worry man at least you got dumped for a smarter guy. Last year Kyra dumped me for a ****ing shiteating newmetal dipshit who thinks its cool to have "anarchy." I felt so betrayed and so unbalanced for so long. Although i cant say that was the only time i went through something like that. It will pass.

 

[Jason]

here in canada we don't stand for that shit, our women be like "i wanna do shit" were like **** that bitch make me a meal, then do my laundry.

I seriously hope you're kidding, because if you're not..then you are one sad pathetic excuse for a human being.

 

[Gedrin]

Well if it was me i'd use slow psychological torture on the nerd. Say things like, "I wonder how far the blood would squirt if I chopped off your fingers." "Did you know that lime will get rid of abody really fast." Everytime you are holding something sharp look right at him with a big grin (do nothing that could otherwise be considered threatening). No direct threats, unless you are alone. Nothing normal for threats either. Don't say I'm gonna beat your ass. Try if I cut you into pieces you'd just fit into my locker, I measured. The day before bring a tape measure to school and make it apparent that you are trying to measure something. Just remember don't say this in front of anyone but you. That way you can deny everything.

If that doesn't work get a rumor out that he has a tiny unit.

 

[~Canuck~]

Originally posted by Jason.
I seriously hope you're kidding, because if you're not..then you are one sad pathetic excuse for a human being.

Yah i was joking, ****ing morons coming to a gaming forum for relationship advice, but since im a nice guy i'll give some advice,

DON'T **** IT UP

 

[Zombiealien]

Originally posted by DEAD_PeASENT2
win her back- or either beat the **** out of that piece of shit nerd and rape your girl (literally)

wow..... are you on pills? lol just kidden

 

[_Ace]

What about stoping browsing forums and asking a bunch of nerds for advice? (yes we are nerds, at least i consider myself some kinda semi-nerd)
The best thing you can do is get another girl (no matter if she is worse) and show your ex that you dont give a **** (make out in front of her etc)

 

[Jason]

rt, do you play sports?

Let me guess, when people talk to you all you hear is:

"FOOTBALLLLLL"

:rolleyes

 

[jd-inflames]

Well, either don't worry about it, or when the nerd guy taunts you...punch him as hard as you can in either the lebret or under the chin. That will teach him a lesson

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by jd-inflames
Well, either don't worry about it, or when the nerd guy taunts you...punch him as hard as you can in either the lebret or under the chin. That will teach him a lesson

Then he'll get in mass trouble :/.