So I just got kicked out of a chinese buffet...

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*eats whole octopus legs without tasting first*
*pukes while running around in circles*
'clean up in row 6 please!'
'and at the counter!'
'can somebody get that puke of the owners daughter?'


Who would have guessed you could get kicked out? :p
But was it really that bad?
 

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Japanese eat the raw fish, sometimes with the gills still moving. I myself am a fan of sashimi (which is the actual raw fish, sushi is the bite sized portion of rice with seaweed and topping/filling), but I doubt I'll go as far as eating a live octopus (which the Koreans are famed for). But beware! You could be choked to death if the octopus' tentacles are stuck to your throat!

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its like swallowing a big ball of snot dipped in hot sauce with tentacles
 

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At my grandparents, they often have octopus. They take off the head and eat the tentacles. However, it's cooked and not eaten raw. Nobody has thrown up over the seafood we eat.

If Glow ate a cooked octopus, that wasn't dipped in thier sauce (which was probably the reason he did puke) - he probably would have been fine.
 

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except it taste horrible and the texture makes me gag
 

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Japanese eat the raw fish, sometimes with the gills still moving. I myself am a fan of sashimi (which is the actual raw fish, sushi is the bite sized portion of rice with seaweed and topping/filling), but I doubt I'll go as far as eating a live octopus (which the Koreans are famed for). But beware! You could be choked to death if the octopus' tentacles are stuck to your throat!

- Amantis
Oh my gawd! Killed by food. Can you hit it with a spoon until it dies, then eat it? Or they'll kick you out of say, Korean buffet.
 

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At my grandparents, they often have octopus. They take off the head and eat the tentacles. However, it's cooked and not eaten raw. Nobody has thrown up over the seafood we eat.

If Glow ate a cooked octopus, that wasn't dipped in thier sauce (which was probably the reason he did puke) - he probably would have been fine.
Why eat stuff that tastes horrible without a lake of sauce on it? You might as well start eating sand and grass then. Just put some bbq sauce on it.

Or is it actually really good with the sauce? I personally try just about all foods if I get the offer to try something. Still, it sucks when stuff is hard to get. No sushi to be found here, at least not in regular stores.
 

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Listen Glowy, dude, the way you hold that octopushead makes me vomit already, nuff said.
 

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There was a cleanup on Table Glowy.

Usually Chinese food at cruddy places is made from animals you can find in the back alley.

See that Cat? That's going to be your entree.

And the stuff that ACTUALLY looks like Chinese food is basically a solid form of Syrup of Ipecac.
unless this place has a mini octopus infestation. I'd say they are legit.
 

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You had a stomach ache after eating the squid and you ran into a waiter who in turn dropped his menus on the ownder who was eating in his restuarant?
 

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unless this place has a mini octopus infestation. I'd say they are legit.
Appearances can be decieving. You could go to KFC one day and find out your chicken was really a rat.

Aurora said:
Why eat stuff that tastes horrible without a lake of sauce on it? You might as well start eating sand and grass then. Just put some bbq sauce on it.
Because the sauce itself can be the culprit to why you puke.
 

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