So I just got kicked out of a chinese buffet...

[Glowy]

Guess what happened from there :yikes:

 

[EEX_ca_aok]

You had sex with the managers daughter after knocking her out with a frying pan and he walked in on you?

 

[Glowy]

Why you gotta ignore the obvious and be so damn creative caek

 

[Pandaren]

Noone gets kicked out of a Chinese buffet...

 

[Glowy]

try puking everywhere and having other people complain...

 

[Pandaren]

So was that alive or something - i remember finding a small octopus in my fish and chips when having lunch at the Fisherman's Wharf in Monterey and giving it to the seagulls.

 

[Glowy]

nah just a bunch of steamed ones i sopose

 

[ChrisH36]

You had sex with the managers daughter after knocking her out with a frying pan and he walked in on you?

There was a cleanup on Table Glowy.

Usually Chinese food at cruddy places is made from animals you can find in the back alley.

See that Cat? That's going to be your entree.

And the stuff that ACTUALLY looks like Chinese food is basically a solid form of Syrup of Ipecac.

 

[ZyrteK]

You shot lazer beams out of your eyes while puking on the resturant owner?

 

[ChrisH36]

He was firin his lazar... in the form of stomach acids and semi-digested food.

 

[MGCImtR]

At first I thought it was an alien embryo, now it is an octopus embryo in late phase.

 

[CerebralChain]

You don't liek Octopussy? But you looked so enthusiastic.

 

[MGCImtR]

No he likes octopussies without octos.

 

[Dragnskull]

Cuddlefish is so disgusting, i almost did it once but i was afraid of having the same scenario you did glowy

i did nearly get kicked out for "Causing a scene" when i ate a spoonfull of wasabi paste...worst experience of my life.

 

[Amantis]

I thought that the octopus' tiny legs pwned you.

- Amantis

 

[Pandaren]

your sig makes me uneasy.

 

[Demon Child]

Your sick..

 

[Glowy]

yea those legs is what got me...it seriously feels like its squiggles when you swallow it

 

[Amantis]

Try eating them alive like the Koreans do!

- Amantis

 

[MGCImtR]

Chinese or Japanese like was that Sushi? I <3 <3 Chinese food, ther best ever, and I only eat different dishes with rice and chicken meat balls in sweet sauce, never seen that octop$$y kewl .