So I bought a new car...

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Examples please? I'm a Ford fanatic and refuse to buy anything else. Although I don't really like the direction that Ford cars are going in(trucks are fine, the 09 F150 is sexy) I can't think of a Ford vehicle with that extremely tacky color scheme.

On a side note, I'm glad Honda figured out that if you put a rectangle on top of a bigger rectangle, you have an SUV. Congrats stupid ass japanese auto maker, congrats. At least boxy looking trucks like the first gen Explorers have some class to their design.
Fix or repair daily?

You realize that when Ford bought Volvo it immediately went from near the top on all consumer reports to the very bottom.

It's all about Japanese/European automakers. Screw supporting the nationa economy.
 

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Fusion, Fiesta, Maverick, Ranger, Ka, Mondeo, Focus, that enough examples for you?

they all have this discusting looking bumbers / grills / sideskirts, the Ka just went overkill by making a trim code that has silver bumpers and blue shell, the fusion looks like a dull grey plastic space invader.
Thank you for enlightening me to the existance of those Europe only cars, we don't have the Mondeo, Ka, Fiesta or Maverick(new car with old name) in the US. PLEASE point out the tacky plastic bumpers that are different colors than the body of the car in these pics:


Where's the black plastic?


Black plastic?


Green must be the new black.


Plastic plxz?

A google image search for "2008 Ford Maverick" turned up a bunch of classic Mavericks, which were bad ass. So...where's the plastic on this?



You've got me here, but honestly until bumpers were made out of plastic, all trucks had chrome bumpers that were a different color than the body panels.

I mean no offense in my sarcastic response, and I respect your opinion on cars more than anyone elses on this forum since my dad is also a mechanic. However, the styling of new Ford cars is far from tacky, especially in the case of the Fusion, new Mustang, and the Mondeo which I only know exists because you just ripped on it.

Fix or repair daily?

You realize that when Ford bought Volvo it immediately went from near the top on all consumer reports to the very bottom.

It's all about Japanese/European automakers. Screw supporting the nationa economy.
I don't give a **** what Consumer Reports says. The things they rate vehicles on are absurd, and are probably being paid off by the automakers that get the high ratings.
All cars made by Japanese companies are ugly and underpowered(ok this one's just a troll) but seriously, who wants to sound like a bee trapped in a coffee can going down the road? Not me, and not anyone else with a pair of nuts.
 

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they could have tried a nicer design...pt cruisers are nicer to look at than elements
PT Cruisers are good if you wanna drive a hearse.

For made two good vehicles; The GT and the Mustang. But they killed the latter.

Japan's Automakers are so much ****ing better than America's. Pretty much if you buy a car from any of the Axis nations you'll get a decent car.
 

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hah i like that.

the rest of the world sees the ford badge and gets a bit of a different image to you, as in the rotting peice of **** / plastic toy car family runabout. something along the lines of this.

an you might piss yourself laughing. thats what the rest of the world does when it sees a ford:

fusion


ka


fiesta (dont let it throw you off, its a 'luxury' trim fiesta)


im not gonna bore you with the crap im bored with any more but you get the idea. and they only tend to put pictures of the slightly less tacky but still tacky lx and ghia trim models. this **** is what we get. big corporation like, all nice looking, patriotic, all that ****, then they expand their market overseas by throwing together a few bits of plastic, just assume that were completely self disrespectfull and gonna want one of them, expecting the market to boom.

meanwhile me, europe, and everywhere else in the world with any sense of self esteem laughs at the **** theyre trying to sell us, ignores it and dubs it the ****ty tacky family car that you can drive into a ditch and forget about for the night, walking away to buy a real car. At least BMW and VAG show their true colours overseas.

you see what i mean now, i know what you mean when you say it from your side of the puddle, ford might be all sleek and shiny to you, but not overseas, thats a pretty big factor in why theyre having some trouble and thats why theyre ****.


ah and for the record jap cars do look crappy, i wouldnt say theyre better, theyre just better at making an engine that belongs in a golf cart go quicker (and blow a head gaskit quicker)..
 

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Japan really started the reliability in cars actually. A Toyota Hilux can be put on top of a 20-story building, have the building blown up and still run without any replacement parts.

As for looking good there are plenty of good looking Japanese cars.

RX-7

The NSX

240z

Supra
 

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im talking about the internals. jap cars tend to have smaller engines than american muscle and even some of the heavyweight euro sports cars. only difference is that their high end cars tend to do the opposite of america and wind the compression ratio right up with precise made turbos and intercoolers and injection, sacrificing engine life for power, really high reving. thats where all the asian rice cracker modding boy racer steriotype comes in..

subaru imprezas cost a lot when they go wrong, and they do go wrong hah. theyre really good while they last, i wouldnt say no if i were offered a skyline, but everyone has skylines man, boring.
 

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I don't give a **** what Consumer Reports says. The things they rate vehicles on are absurd, and are probably being paid off by the automakers that get the high ratings.
All cars made by Japanese companies are ugly and underpowered(ok this one's just a troll) but seriously, who wants to sound like a bee trapped in a coffee can going down the road? Not me, and not anyone else with a pair of nuts.
Seeing as you've only ever driven a Ford, plus the fact that being a "man" means more to you than contributing somewhat to making the environment a better place, I don't see any point in arguing this.
 

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Ok elysium, I see your perspective and respect it, but don't agree. I won't argue it though. After your statement about Jap cars though, I love you. For the record, whoever said RX-7s look good, you can thank Ford. Ford owns a large percentage of Mazda, although I'm not sure exactly how much. Ever look at a Mazda tribute and then a Ford Escape? Yep, same thing.
 

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So because ford owns a large percentage of Mazda they designed everything they made? Right... The only reason the tribute looks like an escape is because Ford codeveloped it. Other Mazda cars are not the same.

While we're on the topic of car companies, did you know Lambos are just VWs? And Audis are the same?

Anyways, I like the Generation 1 RX-7s far better than the Gen 3.
 

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jesus ****ing christ i just bought me a simple chill car...im not goin for looks and ****...just good gas milage and flexabilty that works with my lifestyle...you guys give a **** way to much lol...
 

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the only car worth buying is a honda crx. in the world
i dont even know why they make other models. or manufacturers
 

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