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Yes, a wonerful experiment, i have heard this too!
Protein=jiZZ
 

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do you think ron jeremy goes on a 2-3 day peanut, turkey, and chicken binge so he can squirt the woman's neck out?

but yes sperm=protien so the more protien the more sperm. kinda like testosteron.. the more you have the more muscles you will have. or smaller balls, i can't remember.
 

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Static..are you old enough to remember Ron. And to think..I thought I was the old man of this forum. Not to imply that you are old.
 

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you don't nessasarily have to be old to remember a porn legend.

I am only 16. Ron Jeremy has been in alot movies as well. Such as Chase, Orgazmo (the comedy), well i cant think of any other legit movies but i know there are at least 2 more. he was on weakest link too. turns out he's really smart.
 

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JIzz= cum or piss.

I could no idea.

And how are you cumming (if it is cum), just by doing nothing? or masturebation?
 

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heh @ ryan it makes sense to wanna know that, if your getting your bitch to swallow you don't wanna be like "o yah and bitch that shit is toxic, its your funeral tomorrow"
 

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you got a problem...this thread was made by the god of BF now bow down bitch and show some respect.
 

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lestert21 stfu and die!

And Clammy, try the Mountain Dew Diet.

For every gallon you drink you lose 1 spermy.

Who wants more? Just more chance of having pay child support!!
 

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i just happened to fall upon this thread.. and was reading what people are saying..

it is in FACT true that more protein produces more semen.. how do you think porn stars shoot out so much of that stuff every day?? anyway... the combonation of protein and a pill that came out in december.. called NO2.. help sex life a lot.. i bought the pills cuz i was going to the gym constantly.. and read a book about it.. turns out.. it promotes hair growth.. strengthens your immune system.. increases fertility.. and many other things..

no its not a steroid.. its a natural crap by the creator of creatine.. sory i got off topic

:edit: and about the mountain dew comments.. its not the actual mountain dew that reduces sperm count.. and you dont need 1 gallon to kill 1 spermy.. its the Yellow 5 ingredient that stunts sperm growth.. just thought id inform you. :D
 

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Originally posted by Turkey
I would advice against eating me and eat lots of fish instead.
umm... *looks around* lets just stick to turkey, no fish *swims*
 

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