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[VegetaClam]

Welcome Dear Dear Brothers,

Once again, I shall bare my soul for all it's worth. Two weeks ago I started eating Turkey burgers. The meat is lean and full of protein, just what a growing Clam needs. I've noticed a strange side effect. I've been Shooting Jizz like a sprinkler gone mad. Have any of my Brothers known this to be true? It's really kind of cool but mostly it just means I have more mess to flick into the trash can or wipe on the underside of my bed.

In all things we are Stronger.
I'm ready for my Cum shot Sister Tawnee Stone.

-Vegeta Clam

 

[Bag]

Hmm, so protein creates more jizz? Very intresting.. someone should look into that.

 

[Beer $lut]

Go on an all protein diet and youll be pissing jizz.

 

[Dragnskull]

vegetaclam...i will test your theory...iam take protien vitamens...or eat lots of turkey...or somethin...ill test this for you and post results ina few days. kk? kk.

 

[theRagman]

Turkey burgers taste bad though. Try eating nuts. I think they have a lot of protein. Plus there's the comedic value of the word "nuts". I wouldn't use the line "I jizz like mad now that I started eating nuts" as a pick-up line though.

 

[sprucegoose]

mmmm vegeta's jizz from his lil baby **** yuuuuummmmmmm

 

[VegetaClam]

I don't know if it's from the protein or just some magical property of the Turkey. I do look forward to reading Brother DragnSkull's report on this matter. I urge every one else to give this a try, we might be on the verge of some fertility breakthrough. We can change the world one Gooey Glob of DNA at a time.

-Vegeta Clam

 

[amrtin77]

i would, but i cant restrict my eating patterns. i eat any and everything edible i find around the house. i pillage the frige, the shelfs the cereal on top of the fridge... i eat whatever is available and anything im capable of cookinf (cereal, peanut butter and jelly, and i recently discovered the wonders of canned foods like pears and peaches)

so because of my animal like eating habits i cannot efficeintly help you in your tests.

 

[itchmahballz]

i think your right vegetaclam, cause i was eating a lot of yogurt for the past few days, and yogurt has a lot of calcium in it and i started jizzing like crazy every time i jacked off lol.....

thats great...

 

[Turkey]

I would advice against eating me and eat lots of fish instead.

 

[aphextwin]

eat less terkee, eat more chikin

 

[shrimpshark]

i no wut im eating from now on

 

[Speedy]

My health teacher says more calcium and more protien=more jizz.

 

[Raccoon]

It makes sense. Sperm or ejaculate is high in protein. I think I heard it on The Sex Files or some other sex show. The question was if swallowing it was harmful.. which is no.

 

[IDefy]

LOL. How'd u find that out?

 

[Thistle]

He learned from experience lol

 

[Raccoon]

Originally posted by IDefy
LOL. How'd u find that out?

I hesitated posting because I knew I'd get that response, but alas, it is only a forum.

Faerie, you're shit.

 

[munchyman]

Hrmmm......I'm intrigued....I must now go experiment with other nutrients to get the same glorious effect, or perhaps.....improve on it???

 

[x42bn6]

Pig brains contain a lot of protein too. *guzzles down a few*

 

[minny]

what clam saids is true more protein more jizz....
i found this out because i got addictive to penuts :$ and it flowed like a fountain..lol but more jizz isnt a good thing for me though... too much mess

oh yea tera reid.....