Picture Perfect

[jd-inflames]

Yessir, she likes my stiffness almost as much as I like hers

 

[Darkmatter]

Some pictures my g/f took today of us. I'll either edit this or post again with some pictures of just me.

God that last one is soo horrible I look goofy...and skinny.

Holy hell. You and your girlfriend are pretty hot. You weren't kidding when you said ''she goes with me'' on AIM. The last one looks like you had a painful release of gas, and it made you go ''oooof....''.

Here's a few of me. The first one has a few of my friends and me at my sup[rise birthday party. Keep in mind, most people there are either buzzed or drunk. The second one is me with my uncle and my niece.

 

[Ntrik_]

your pics look really old dm, thats what I like about it, old and dead segsy.

 

[Coonie]

Are those the friends that put your face on the milk carton?

 

[Darkmatter]

Basically. They're mostly stoners, except the guy with the Deadsy Shirt. He's pretty clean. The first was November of last year. The other was in December.

 

[icastbigspells]

Lol grow a beard YEAHHH

 

[Jenny]

DM would look good with a goatee.

I want more ICBS pictues, now. Especially with a chainsaw.

Vroom Vroom

 

[Zerglite]

http://battleforums.com/showpost.php?p=1079790&postcount=243

already done

i badly photoshoped a chainsaw in his hand

 

[Jenny]

I want more with a chainsaw in them. I can only pleasure myself to a single picture so many times. These times are running out.

 

[Sly]

At least I don't look like Ashton Kutcher .

Whatever you say squirell eater.

Slyfie I actually found you kinda cute ;D

yes, i know, my sexiness overwhelms you

He posted one once. Perhaps he'll do it again

I highly doubt it. How old is he again?

 

[Darkmatter]

DM would look good with a goatee.

I want more ICBS pictues, now. Especially with a chainsaw.

Vroom Vroom

I could flatline a Goatee in 3 weeks, if that. My facial hair grows like the weeds do in my backyard. It's annoying for the most part. Maybe I'll try that.

 

[Wing Zero]

kay here i am

 

[Darkmatter]

Wing Zero, you seriously look like that guy from Fever Pitch.

 

[GAHEADGA]

**** YOU NO HE DONT STOP MESSIN WITH HIM FAGG0T

 

[Vadriel]

I think DM would look pretty cool with a goatee.

People tell me I need a soul patch or a goatee, as well...I don't see it...of course these are the same people who tell me to put my hair into those really thin dreadlocks, too...strange people.

 

[Darkmatter]

By any grim chance, they wouldn't happen to be Bob Marley Followers, would they? If I can maintain shaving it weekly, I may try the goatee thing and take a picture of it.

 

[Wing Zero]

Wing Zero, you seriously look like that guy from Fever Pitch.

how is that?

 

[Darkmatter]

Well, whoever's picture you posted. He looks like the guy who falls in love with Drew Berrymore off of Fever Pitch. It's hilarious.

 

[icastbigspells]

Beard dm beard !!

 

[SweatyOgre]

I'm currently working on growing a goatee. However it's been nearly two months and its not working out too well.