Pickup Lines Not To Use

[OMGLOLWTFPWN]

Rygon did you mean I can see MYSELF in YOUR pants?

 

[magic_mushrooms]

Fr33 butts3ck5?

 

[Demon Child]

"My Dick your Ass Should Make And Appearence"

 

[Magikarp]

Originally posted by TreeFrog123
Rygon did you mean I can see MYSELF in YOUR pants?

:fwink No.. I meant what I said..

Ok, Ok, I messed up, you know what I meant :lovedup

 

[ORC-r0x0r-ROC]

I've been bitten by a snake..... can you suck the white venom out of my dick!

 

[Theroy]

Be diffrent say yes.

If you were a booger I'd pick you.

 

[Beer $lut]

Hi my name is (insert name) and i spend half my life posting on a message board and playing online video games.

 

[Darkmatter]

Originally posted by Beer $lut
Hi my name is (insert name) and i spend half my life posting on a message board and playing online video games.

Hahaha. You know, maybe one of those geeky gamer girls out there (I know maybe 2) would screw you if you said that. :lovedup

 

[t.A.T.u97]

Cheesiest:

If I could rearrange the Alhpabet, I'd put "I" and "U" closer together.

And the most common one is:

Oh, I thought you were talking to me (When your talkin to someone else, just a way a guy gets ur attention)

 

[AzNsUpA-Boi]

im like milk baby ill do ur body good

previously posted but a lil different

if ur right legs christmas and ur left legs thanksgiving can i visit u inbetween the holidays?

lets play army baby ill lay down and u can blow me

 

[Dragnskull]

"lets say your left leg is christmas and you right leg is april fools, can we get together between holidays?"

 

[x42bn6]

You have a larger ass than the girl over there.

 

[DigitalElite]

want to goto a party in my pants?


if you were on a mcdonalds menu you would be called mcbeautiful.

Hey can I buy you a drink? no *walks away then back*
I am sorry for being so rude earlier, it is just that it is hard to stay calm when I am about to explode in my pants.

 

[Thistle]

I'd like to order one blowjob to go please....

 

[x42bn6]

I have two explosions in me. One in my head and one down there.

 

[Thistle]

This one is for x42bn6:

You want to see how many colors comes out of my pee pee

 

[jd-inflames]

I love every bone in your body...especially mine.

Here is one for the BFer's:

My name is Jason, secks please? PWEASE!!!

 

[N[U]TS]

your like a parking ticket, got fine written all over it!

 

[aphextwin]

care for some buttsecks?

 

[Darkmatter]

This is what you say on D2 to a ''girl''

Give me teh seckz and I'll give you a Vex!