Pickup Lines Not To Use

[Demon Child]

What Pick Up Lines Dont u use haha when trying to pick up a girl

heres one

"Nice Legs, What Time Do They Open?"

 

[x42bn6]

Wow, did you fart or something? Because you just blew me away!

 

[Demon Child]

"Your Left Legs Thanks giving and your right legs Christmas, im sure if we work something out i can spend some time between them"

 

[Zmoney]

I dunno if this is right,

Hey you must be from KEntuky, cause your the only Ten-I-SEE.

 

[DB]

Nice shirt... Wanna ****?

 

[x42bn6]

Today, you are an 11 out of 10, babe. It makes a change from the zero you usually are.

 

[raDixGhost]

Originally posted by Zsquared
I dunno if this is right,

Hey you must be from KEntuky, cause your the only Ten-I-SEE.

its tennesse not kentucky

 

[Thistle]

the only ken-tuck-y? that makes no sense

 

[Demon Child]

"Your Legs Are Like Peanut Butter, They Spread So Easily"

 

[Magikarp]

Please give me sex.

 

[Zmoney]

Your Tits are bigger than my moms!

 

[Demon Child]

"Lets Tenderize Your cat"

 

[DB]

Hi, I'm (Insert Username) on Battle Forums, sex now?

 

[Magikarp]

I think everyone and their dog knows this one:

Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see you in my pants.

Oh, and Zsquared, check the GFX section, I made you a signature.

 

[Speaker]

Are you cold? Cuz you look hot

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Am i drunk, or are you alway this hot?

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I've een tennesee, but right now, you're the only ten I see

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What's your sign?

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I've had sugar, but ive never had omething a sweet as you








most ive made up haha

 

[Magikarp]

Prepare to be Goderated by my vanilla thunder!

 

[DB]

TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES NOW!! MODERATOR'S SAY IS FINAL!!11

 

[x42bn6]

My love for you is measured like your breast size..... Large and beautiful.....

 

[Andrew]

Is there a mirror in your pants because I see myself in them.

 

[Lwek]

Roses are red,
Oil is black.
Why is your chest,
as flat as my back?