One liners

[CelestialBadger]

This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which one, but one of these payments is going to be a *****.

 

[Tw@]

get ****ed blizzard.
Deus ex machina

sort of took the "way to literal to ever be funny" approach there didn't yah
Deus ex machina

go **** yourself kid
Deus ex machina

hes rly funny and a badass at the same time

such a tryharder.
go make some friends dude

 

[concrete_sox]

ur no fun at all

 

[Tw@]

ur no fun at all

you probably just have high standards from the high-octane live you obviously lead