One liners

[Tw@]

post your favorite one liner
I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it
Richard Pryor

 

[EatShrooms]

post your favorite one liner

 

[Sogeking]

your momma is so fat obi wan kenobi said thats no moon...thats yo momma!

your momma is so dumb, she said are not to r2!

 

[concrete_sox]

get ****ed blizzard.
Deus ex machina

sort of took the "way to literal to ever be funny" approach there didn't yah
Deus ex machina

go **** yourself kid
Deus ex machina

hes rly funny and a badass at the same time

 

[Sogeking]

what a tool

 

[CelestialBadger]

pretty much anything Mitch Hedberg ever said

 

[Dragnskull]

Who is dupe, can he help us with the hack?

 

[Jenny]

pretty much anything Mitch Hedberg ever said

R.I.P. comedic genius.

 

[Arkillo]

Ew gross people actually liked Mitch Hedberg? I thought he was just famous because he died.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

i forgot most of this stuff...but i remember the koala bears, and the banana line...hysterical

 

[Ntrik_]

The Sniper

any old members would remember this line, couldy ou refresh it for me?

 

[Whaturmuva]

"is it in"

haha

 

[Glowy]

Its hard that some people you know become the people you knew.....

 

[Sogeking]

thats what she said

 

[Zmoney]

pretty much anything Mitch Hedberg ever said

HAHA I didn't know anybody listened to his comedy but me! Yeah he is the KING of the one liners.

 

[Zmoney]

i forgot most of this stuff...but i remember the koala bears, and the banana line...hysterical

"I got an ant farm....them fellas didn't grow ****"

 

[Jenny]

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than ****roaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want them too. I'm like, "Hey... Hold on fellas... Let me hold one of you...And feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so ****ing cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one and pat it on its head.

 

[Sogeking]

heh...koalas get high

 

[Jenny]

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles was a laid-back company. They said "**** it. Cut 'em up."

 

[Zmoney]

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles was a laid-back company. They said "**** it. Cut 'em up."

The pringles one gets me every time haha