Ninja, Samuri or Pirate?

[CerebralChain]

KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!! loL

Yeah.

 

[DB]

KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!! loL

Yeah.

If we're going to use Shounen Jump character's attacks/moves as an argument, then how about... "Gomu Gomu Thermonuclear War!"

It's not an actual move, but it'd probably be really cool. Since Luffy's a pirate, there's no doubt in my mind that he'll be able to cause a Thermonuclear War with only his rubber fists.

 

[x42bn6]

Samurai have to kill themselves if they step on someone's toe. That is stupid. Samurai suck.*

 

[CerebralChain]

Actually, that's my way of saying I like ninjas. No wait, samurais. Yeah. In a real fight, ninjas would probably own both samurais and pirates with their overly trained bodies, but vikings own, too.

 

[Carbon]

Another reason I would like to be a samurai is because of Afro Samurai. that guy just owns.

 

[Arkillo]

Too bad a Pirate would be able to take a whole batch of Afro Samurais

 

[torrid mind]

that show was f-ing LAME. the voices were soooo shity. it was ghetofied.







































p.s PIRATES RULE!!!

 

[Zoltar]

Ninja ftw.

 

[Lizardbreath]

I never thought the pirates were gay.....But I assume some would have to be after being stuck @ sea with all men.

 

[Ninja_Blue]

owned

 

[x42bn6]

My God, he has all the bases covered!*

 

[Lizardbreath]

I wanna see a source for that TIMELINE dammit!

 

[Ninja_Blue]

I'm smart enough to do my research before I post

 

[Zoltar]

Rock on Blue Ninja.
Ninjas have hot babes. AND GUITARS!
All Pirates have are crummy swords and leather boots.

 

[DB]

You lose all merit when you say "porks 500 babes." Honestly, "porks!?" That's just so ridiculous. You should at least say something proper.

 

[Ninja_Blue]

Actually, this wasn't made by me, this was recorded through time, yea, it's a historical artifact.

p.s. You're just mad cause pirates have nothing to their name.

 

[DB]

No, I don't accept it because no factual timeline would have the word "porked" in it.

 

[torrid mind]

pirates do so have something to their names!
when was the last time you saw a blockbuster hit about ninjas?
pirates sing cool songs and the party and live a life of crime. they arn't allowed in normal socitety/ thats what makes them badass.
*homer simpsons impersonation voice* "oh look at me im a ninja I wear black and sneek around at night and stab people in the back I use tricks to kill people becuase im a pussy!"
pirates will slice your neck right in front of you then take everything you have and just for spite, burn your ship... unless its better than theirs, in which case, they jack it.
AND ANOTHER THING they said "ARGH" and made people walk the plank and they had eye patches and hook hands and wooden legs and yet that didnt stop them from rapeing your wives!


come on people I need some support for prates!

 

[Arkillo]

Last movie that was good about Ninjas was Beverly Hills Ninja.

 

[Ninja_Blue]

I dare you to go up to a ninja and call him a pussy, that is, if you aren't already dead yet.