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[Vadriel]

Mmm.

God you look like a younger Eugene Levy. Slightly thicker eyebrows and you'd easily be the Turk.

 

[Barney Stinson]

The 'studio' / guest room. Ha.

Hey, you like the chops? I'm bringing them back.

 

[Sogeking]

mutton chops>

 

[Vadriel]

You seriously have more hair on your cheeks than on the top of your head.

 

[Barney Stinson]

Actually, I dont.

 

[Gimmi]

get bigger chops and a bigger desk pls.
seriously l<3l at the chops though. epic.

 

[torrid mind]

MAYBE if everyone could stop being assholes we wouldn't have so much hating.

I mean, maybe if you didn't call him bald he wouldn't call you a nerd. or vice-versa.

 

[Barney Stinson]

But the difference here Torrid, is I couldn't care less if they go off about me being bald or whatever. I bring something up and they ****ing FLIP out over it, they bring up all kinds of **** about me and i just kinda shrug and go "yeah, and?"

I'm baldish, big deal. I wear hats most of the time anyway, and if ever a chick goes "lol i don't wanna be with you / date you / think you're hot cause you have a weird hairline" she'll get a backhand that'll knock her jaw off.

 

[Gimmi]

you're wrong. It's safe to say that everyone would still flame jkar regardless of how patiently he overlooked mike's hair.

 

[Vadriel]

Actually, I dont.

It looks like you pulled strips of hair up from your head and put them down on your cheeks.

 

[Gimmi]

too far.

 

[Vadriel]

Not as far as his hair seems to have migrated. It's on its way clear off his face...and I can't blame it. Who'd want to be associated with THAT?

 

[Barney Stinson]

I like it, it's funny, Jakkar grew some balls over the last year, and he thinks he can still run with the bigdogs.

Don't ever get to comfortable. Where you are now, I was two years ago.

 

[Vadriel]

That must be why my balls itch and it hurts when I pee.

 

[Theroy]

Kayle came down for a couple weeks, as I'm sure a few of you knew. Such a great time...I'm the luckiest guy on the planet!

Here are a few of the many pictures taken while she was here:

Taken in front of Fisherman's Wharf in Hot Springs.

Chillin out on the porch swing at my parents' house.

I had a great time...it was a year since we last saw each other, so you can imagine we packed as much as we could into the time we had. She left yesterday, but those were probably the best two weeks of my life. Next plans are for around Christmas time.

There, now don't say I never give you guys any updates about my life.

Magic cards to the max.

 

[Barney Stinson]

That must be why my balls itch and it hurts when I pee.

Never had that problem, maybe you should ask your e-girlfriend what's up.

 

[Theroy]

Careful you'll get a warning! And I know for a fact he use's protection he told me his brand was Norton 2007.

 

[Barney Stinson]

Careful you'll get a warning! And I know for a fact he use's protection he told me his brand was Norton 2007.

Oh no whatever will I do?! It's a ****ing joke, ya know?

 

[Vadriel]

It says on the box: not intended to protect against STDs.

And I don't see why he'd get a warning...that wasn't flaming. My girlfriend DOES live halfway across the country, with most of our day-to-day contact being via the Web. At least we do get to see each other sometimes. It's safe to say we're kind of past it being an "e-relationship" though...more like a long-distance one now while we attend our separate colleges before moving in together after graduation.

Besides, he can say what he wants about me and my girl...it doesn't bother me, because I know how he is. Just like my observations about his premature baldness and Chewbacca-Cheeks don't bother him.

 

[Barney Stinson]

They are pretty badass though, you must admit.

I plan on not shaving them for about a year.