Near death exp

[Goth.Kid]

That mozzarella shit inside mozzarella sticks and that stuffed crust pizza hut stuff has probably killed hundreds of people....

 

[Qwerty_99]

ooooh, don't you hate when gum gets stuck in your throat when you're trying to swallow it so you don't get gum detention from your teacher. And next thing you know your friend is doing the heimlich manuver on ya.

 

[Arkillo]

I've been hit by a car, and I also black out randomly

 

[Spirit-Reaper]

[color=66ff66]I choke on sandwhiches, chicken, beef stew, fruit rollups, often. I try and eat it so fast becuase I am always hungry... But god damn I'm never fat [/color]

- Yoshi Master​

 

[SpiritSkater]

i almost choked on a dry as hell brownie. I stuffed my mouth FULL and tried to swallow cuzz i got tired of trying to chew. Luckily one of my friends punched me in the back so i spat out this huge chocolate blob.

 

[jackalopes]

i choked on a fireball (the candy) once. That was scary.

 

[~Canuck~]

once when i was a lil kid(3ish) i ran out on to our neighbours pools tarp and fell in. Almost drowned.

 

[N[U]TS]

iv got some other ones as well....

When i was about 4 i fell out of a 2 story building and meraculoiusly just had a cut on my forehead.

Got ran over at 15 ,riding my sweet $400 bike (mongouse)(sp?) before they were bought by wallmart.

 

[FoxWar]

few years ago

Choked on a hotdog, i littraly reached down my througt and got it

 

[t.A.T.u97]

My brother choked on Chili's mozerelli sticks or what ever. We were hoping he got injured so we could sue there asses. So he was all choking making a scene and well.....we went to another booth. lol. Anyway, the waiter came and gave him the himlic manover, which everybody stood in silence and watched with jaws open. I think the waiter got off on it as well as my brother did ~~

 

[dP]

me and my girlfriend tried eckstacy once. we stayed all night having sex.

 

[t.A.T.u97]

Yes you sure did almost die ~~

400 hundred posts!

 

[dP]

i did almost once get hit by a train it broke my arm tho

 

[Oxide08]

Originally posted by MacMan
You choked... on a pickle?

LOL hahah funniest thing i ever heard

 

[cry0KiD]

o n 3 times in my lief i have swallowd half a sausage n got it stuck in my throat!! ud thikn id lern from the first tiem!! P

 

[None293823]

I may have had many cases but two i remember.

When i was young once i was so hungry and ate so fast that my mouth was full and i couldnt swallow the food.I couldnt breathe and my mom took some food out of my mouth and helped me swallow it.

I was going to school running to catch the bus and trying not to be late.While runnin i slipped on the street as it was a rainly day and from the cars the street was very slippy.When i slipped laying on the ground i saw a car coming towards me and i couldnt do anything.It was horrible i didnt have time to stand and luckily the car stopped in front of me,the front part was above me and the tyre touched my leg ..it was so close

 

[dP]

i died once.

 

[Spirit-Reaper]

[color=66ff66]Stop spamming idiot.


I choked on pop-corn today, I was preforming something at lunch that seemed funny to my friends (inhaling the pop-corn) than I got like five caught in my throat.... Funny as hell.[/color]

 

[magic_mushrooms]

your not funny ok.(dead peasant)

 

[minny]

i choked on a piece of lego... i hurt and i couldnt eat anything hot for a week...

it was a small piece of lego but i refused to swallow it and i couldnt breath