My version of WWIII

[Jason]

LMFAO YOU OWNED MINE!

 

[Andrew]

Hurry, tower rush the Koreans! Canada sucks.

 

[Auron]

You guys never menion anything about the the middle east what kind of war is this without the middle east involved .

 

[Jason]

I hate you.

 

[Andrew]

The Middle East doesn't play WarCraft III.

 

[Magikarp]

I live on dP island.

The Middle East plays airplane games.

 

[Jason]

I hate you too, uFOO.

 

[dP]

dont we all... dont we all.

 

[Iskover]

No, I don't have problems with him.

 

[Zmoney]

^^^^ WTF is wrong with this punk ass bitch??????????



God some ppl, i bet he has no clue who hes even refering to.

GOD NEWBYS!

 

[ORC-r0x0r-ROC]

I'm actually learning about Nam and the Korean war. LOL, America deserves to lose, it's to full of assholes, bitches and ignorant people to win another major war.

What he said . My version of WW3

Mr.Bush: Say.... why don't we bomb antartica because they have oil.
Advisor: But Mr.president we own antartica
Mr.Bush: I Don't care! They must know our military strenth!
Advisor: This is political suicide I resign.
Mr.Bush: You can't! This is not a free country.
Advisor: Screw you moron!
Mr.Bush: My daddy will get you!
Advisor: Stfu you noob president all the forces are in Iraq anyways.
Mr.Bush: I knew I shouldn't of hired a geek that actually graudated without his daddy's money.
Advisor: Whats 2+2?
Mr.Bush: (pause)... ok I take that back please don't hurt me.

2 Month later at a U.N conference....

Mr.Bush: I came here in person to say YOU SUCK! Except the people who fund the rebuilding of Iraq, wait... I couldn't give a shit about them! I wage war on the WORLD!! mwahahaha
Rest of the U.N: The president fianally came off the ricker... cut all imports to America.
Mr.Bush: We don't like rice and bannas ANWAY!! And most imports come from outside the country!
China: You're a idiot. We have the largest Army in the world mwahahah.
Mr.Bush: Shut up shorty. You have funny eyes LOL!
Britain: We sent Mr.blair on a vacation sooo screw you! We have the best trained troops in the world and it's about time we got revenge for all the friendly fire...
China: My god you're a dumbass we're waging war on you!
Arnold: (Sits on Bush) I told you I'll be back! (gets up and walks away)
Mr.Bush: (Screams like a girl) Stupid people that don't come from America
Canada: Can't we all just get along...
Mr.Bush: shut up goodie two shoes!
Canada: I was going to side with you but you're a idiot so **** you. (whispers to rest of the U.N and starts planning on putting troops into canada)
Osama: Hey sex princess, wanna game because you owe me for taking the blame for 9/11
Bush: Get out of here before they see you.
U.N: Wtf is going on?
Conspiracy freak: I knew that the president had something to do with 9/11 so you could get a foot hold in the middle east..
U.N: Get him outta here! Mr.President you arrogant dick America doesn't stand a chance against the U.N.
Mr.Bush: It don't matter because hippies are gay
Russia: Oh I forgot, we sold you faulty vector thrust engines.
U.N: Sneaky bloody russians....

WW3 Begins...

America: Send f-15's and f-22's!! but the f-22's can't match up to the eurofighter and the suhkoi epecially when they don't have them vector thrust engines now. AND THERE ARE ONLY 12!! We must rely on the f-15's.
Rest of world: Send the rafales, typhoons and the sukhois.
WW2 vetrans: Get in the spitfires and the hurricanes. (They beat the F-22's and f-15s on their own some how)
Advisor: Mr.Bush, that's why we don't shoot all the pilots and replace them with 5 year olds..
Mr.Bush: It's not my fault only kids aren't terrorists.
America: Send the bombers (They were useless as Mr.Bush shot all the tacticians and decided to send the fighter in first)
Mr.Bush: Send all the battle ships with troops and tanks on!!
Advisor: But were trying to invade canada...
Rest of world: Make coastal defences and bomb the ship habours!
Mr.Bush: We lost all the ships now what do we do?
Advisor: Now you leave the country before a Angry mob kills you.
Mr.Bush: It's too late...
Rest of world: Get the helicopters before Bush thinks of deploying them, if he does think...
Bush: We still have one tank devision...
Advisors: Too late the t-90s got at them. Mr president, why did you kill the tank crews.
Mr.Bush: They were traitors!! They went on strike!
Advisor: They wanted 1p more an hour..
Hitler: (come back from the dead) (Slaps bush) "you facist"
Advisor: The Angry mob is here..Ever though of being gay?
Bush: OMfg gays suck! Gay marriage is foked up!
Advisor: We're about to get rampaged by a angry mob
Mr.Bush: Ok then, one quick shag!

America loses, they might've stood a chance without Bush.

 

[Iskover]

Whoa, ok. That was funny.

 

[HolyShytItsBob]

Originally posted by Rygon
I live on dP island.

The Middle East plays airplane games.

I dunno if anyone missed this, but that shyt is funny. LoL .Airplane games.

And I hope to God Bush is not in office if we ever have another world war.

 

[vanilla_ice_cream]

Originally posted by ORC-r0x0r-ROC
What he said . My version of WW3


China: You're a idiot. We have the largest Army in the world mwahahah.
Mr.Bush: Shut up shorty. You have funny eyes LOL!

lol, that was pretty funny.

 

[R[s]T]

Ahem, AHem, nerd.... Ahem

 

[irdamage]

hey its not about who can kill the most mexicans or chinamen....its about how many americans get taken out in the crossfire

 

[TweaK]

Teddy > all

canada would ****in own u immigrants

 

[Guest]

I belive all Candians rascism free? That is what I heard....

 

[Dw-Riot]

My version:

Never happens because people get so much more sensible.

If it does happen, then the US and Russia team up and end the war and the world.