My friend is so retarded

[Magikarp]

Have you ever shaved your pubes? I heard it felt like being a 5 year old again.

Try mixing gasoline and orange juice concentrate together for some fun times.

 

[Arkillo]

I shaved my pubes once, and it itched like a mofug. Thats why all my girlfriends/mistresses arn't required to shave. I make em wax.

 

[pyro_junky]

really... never heard that one befor i will be sure to try it out (btw im tlakign abotu the orang juice not shaving my pubic hairs to feel 5 again)

and jake the fact you shave ur pubic hairs to swim faster is wrong. swimmign shoudl never come befor straightness

oh also its really sad because leons iq is like 140... i think he took a bogus test or got lucky or lied because im gusseing 3 right now

 

[Arkillo]

Originally posted by pyro_junky
and jake the fact you shave ur pubic hairs to swim faster is wrong. swimmign shoudl never come befor straightness

Pubic hairs are in the pubic region, IE near the penis/vagina.

Leg hair is leg hair, head hair is head hair, arm hair is arm hair.

I didn't shave my crotch to swim faster, I did it because my girlfriend at the time told me to cause I kept telling her to shave that stubbly peach.

 

[pyro_junky]

oh i see i thought you shaved your hairs down their to swim faster...

 

[Bjornita]

IQ doesn't really mean much of anything... And this seems like more of a lack of common sense than intelligence, though the two are similar. For example, I'm moderately intelligent, but I have near to no common sense, and make an idiot of myself more often than not.

I know everyone else has asked, but... Hair on the leg is leg hair, not pubic hair, so why do you keep referring to it as such?

 

[~Canuck~]

Wow you kids need to grow the **** up, and become comfortable with your sexuality. He is a swimmer, he shaves the hair on his body, THAT IS NOT A BIG DEAL, IT DOES NOT MAKE HIM A HOMOSEXUAL.

 

[~Canuck~]

Wow you kids need to grow the **** up, and become comfortable with your sexuality. He is a swimmer, he shaves the hair on his body, THAT IS NOT A BIG DEAL, IT DOES NOT MAKE HIM A HOMOSEXUAL.

P.S. notice that some of the top make pornstars shave it all except their heads? o wait they are gay, but then they **** women. THE LOGIC IS MAKING MY BRAIN ROT.

 

[Rock_on]

Dude, the hair on your leg isnt called pubic hir..is leg hair.

 

[Oxide08]

Originally posted by speedy_claxton
I love fire. One time I poured out some gas to spell out the name of the girl I liked. I lit it up and danced around it.

thats kinda scary ... lol

one time me and my bud were outside playing with rubbin alcohol and lighters ... we put rubbing alcohol in the rock... (it had like a bowl shape to it ) and then we lit it on fire .... everything was all good till someone came walkin down the street (like2 am) so i kicked over the bowl rock ... not thinking that the rubbing alcohol would stay lit and it did and we started a big fire in my friend front yard... we did get it out byut the next mornign we went and checked and there was big burnt spot ... we never played with rubbing alcohol and lights togetehr again

 

[pyro_junky]

look i reffer to leg hair as pubic hair 1 time...

anyway the coolest thing happened today. look we were playign with some really lousy hair spray and a lighter. it was down by the creak and we were on a little island like rock in the middle of a shallow creek lighting fires. (just me and Leon this time) we spray a bunch of hair spray on a smal lrock next to our island and lit it on fire. we add more spray to it wile it was still lit. so after the fire died down we srayed some more but it got on firer with just the hair spray and not the lighter. i was like "oh shit, thats proubly cause that rock is so hot. so we keep doing that then leon aims it up and its still shooting fire. i was like "oh shit we madea flame thrower!" so we mess around with it untill it ran out of fluid. but it was so tight that it was shooting out fire.

also the day befor we were playing fire bug in my back yard. thats were there is 2 fie bugs and 2 firemen. the firebugs got 30 secounds to light as many fires i nthe yard as possible. then the fire men have to stomp them all out. wile the firemen are stompign them out the firebugs are still alowed to light more fires. the firebugs have to have at least 1 fire going by the tiem a minute is up once the firemen come out. that game is fun, if there are any pyros in here they shoudl try it out.

 

[ORC-r0x0r-ROC]

look i reffer to leg hair as pubic hair 1 time...

I think a bit of your upper leg is in the pubic reason.

Yeah, just put a lighter flame in front of a aerosol canister spray and you have a minature flame thrower.

If you get some tape and hold the trigger or button down on a aerosol and light it the flame will draw in and the can will explode.

Everyone knows how to make petrol bombs, if they don't I would be very worried