My day rocked

[Sogeking]

people work in canada?

 

[Lizardbreath]

I KNEW THIS STORY WAS A LIE!!!!

 

[Dragnskull]

i had both pinkies and my penor half way cut off from a hedging accident, had to sit througha boring lecture while bleeding before i could go to the clinic, which we couldnt ifnd because we were in mexico and none of those ****ers speak english, the first thing the doctor does is go to run my wounds under water, and we allk now about mexican water, so i argued with him to no avail because he doesnt speak english

later i FIANLLY got my health inssurance paperwork faxed to the office, only to discoer the ****ing beaner doctor wasnt going to accept them because he couldnt read english

beat that.

 

[Emperor Pan I]

I refuse to read that. L2Paragraphs.

that is a paragraph, and since the collection of words are on the same subject, they are all collected in a paragraph.

 

[Vadriel]

Ok. L2Typography.

 

[Andrew]

You should have said 'learn to paragraphs' instead.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

im sorry for you pan, hopefully any *******s that pmed you about inactivity during your painful experience died painful deaths

 

[Emperor Pan I]

since you bumped this I guess I should report:

well my finger is fine now. My ability to type has not been affected. The guitar hero skills have gotten 10fold better. there are still visible signs of where I was cut. oh and three months later I was released form work (just in time for school). mind you so was everyone else who worked with me.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

imma get someone to cut my left hand off and hopefully i get liek 50x super sayain at guitar hero

 

[Arkillo]

I really hope you do have someone cut off your left hand.

 

[Metal Gear Flash]

i will...then im going to fashion it like this
....................../´¯/)
....................,/¯../
.................../..../
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
..............\.............\...
and mail it to you

 

[Emperor Pan I]

I really hope you do have someone cut off your left hand.

arn't we a grumpy guss.

 

[Zmoney]

Damn I would at least kick my friend in the balls or something.

You let him off clean.

 

[Glowy]

Nice job lol....wanna do my yardwork? $700.00

 

[[Koolaid]]

i knew i hard this story already. lol im glad your alright after like a year. or wtv

i love GH., and yea that sucks when u get ure hands ****ed up and you cant play.

 

[Speaker]

this isnt my day, but my friends day a few days ago..anyway

ya know when ur walking and the back of ur leg itches so u lift up ur other foot and scratch ti with ur shoe or whatever. well he did this, but unfortunately for him, he had a piece of glass stuck in the sole of his shoe sticking out sideways and instead of his shoe scratching him, the glass gave him one big cut in many directions because it was so sharp he didnt notice it until the blood started dripping down. funniest **** of the week was that day

 

[Glowy]

emo foot?

 

[Speaker]

emo foot

 

[[Koolaid]]

How the hell do you get glass stuck to your foot? Is he one of those firends that all the bad **** happens to him. CUz i gotta friend like that and every gym class he gets various sorts of a sports balls in his nuts.

 

[Glowy]

least he doesn't haft to worry too much on teen pregnacy