If you could have any special powers...

[dP]

poor oxide. poor poor oxide

 

[JakeJoker]

i want super xray powers :butterfly :butterfly :butterfly

 

[Arkillo]

The whole thing about being immortal is different for everyone. I'de spend centurarys learning witchcraft and shit, that way, I'de own anyone and anything. Oh, and I'de also **** around with the armys and be like "SHOOT ME MOTHER BITCHES!!!"

 

[Nautilus]

I would like the power of falling asleep whenever i want to so i wont be so much of an insomiac

 

[Magikarp]

Oh yea!? I would have the power to see through wooden doors. What do you guys think about that?

Id be all like "Yea!! I can see you robber! I can see you!!!"

Actually, that was the superhero cartoon on Freddy Got Fingered.

 

[Oxide08]

Originally posted by DEAD_PeASENT2
poor oxide. poor poor oxide

u poor me? that doesnt sound like a good idea

 

[Swooper]

mind control where they dont realize Im doing it =)

 

[Guest]

Time control by far.

 

[Magikarp]

The ability to transform tampons into mechanical pencils.

 

[Rock_on]

DRUNK MAN!!! I can get from sober to drunckk in 2 seconfds flkat
1!

 

[senureMiget]

i would like to make things with my mind so i could be like
i want a milkshake poof a milkshake

 

[borednerd]

ill be..giant penis man.

 

[Speedy]

Haha, i'd like to be like Blade.

 

[Jason]

Well let's see.

Mind Control, Invincibility, Make things with mind.

If you have those three powers, you're set

 

[Dragnskull]

i would want the following powers:

X-ray vision (compltely controlable , i can see threw what i want to see threw, and not see threw what i dont wanna see threw)

Super strength (for my new school, id be stronger then the damn bully-teachers)

and the power of 1000 lawyers (woulda droped my felony down to a warning)

 

[drax]

I would love to be able to control time. Oh crap you hurt yourself! Poof! You're never hurt. Oh damn not enough money for this...Poof! Stop time and walk out with it. Endless possibilities...

 

[Magikarp]

Darkness Rises: I would love to be able to control time. Oh crap you hurt yourself! Poof! You're never hurt. Oh damn not enough money for this...Poof! Stop time and walk out with it. Endless possibilities

Yea, but if you were instantly killed, with, say, a gun, this ability would be $hitty.

How about a steel penis? Oh, wait, I already have that..

 

[drax]

I don't even wanna know.

 

[Magikarp]

Yea you do! I have a webcam.. want me to emphasize?

 

[DarkRider]

If I could have any special power.... well I'd choose to fly.... and have black and red angel wings....hehe