If osma was caught..

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If osma was caught would they shave his beard?
 

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all rite finally a thread that can use my master plan.

1.give everyone in manhattan a whiffle bat
2.place osama where the trade center was
3.release osama.
4. if he makes it out of manhattan we set him free
5.not free just yet. we give him a sex change.
6. send back to afghanistan.
 

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They wouldnt make him look like newb, that would be a disgrace to our country!

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I'd like a to have them tied up to a post. Everyone would line up in a single line. Then one by one we'd pretend they were rodents, and play whack-a-mole with a baseball bat covered in barbedwire.
 

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Tortureing him is the only way to go:

First we hang him up on a fence or anything by his feet. Then we give everybody in Manhattan a small needle. Then they line up 1 by 1 and stick the needle anywhere they want, just dont push it in more then half an inch. After there done then 1 by 1 each person pulls a needle out of him. Then we take baseball bats and start whackin him anywhere as hard as we can, then after that if he is still living we let the people in Manhattan keep the bats, go to any location they want, and set Osama free. If he makes it to the harbor then he can go back to Afganistan. If for some insane reason he survives that there shall be a special force angent waiting at the landing site with a handgun:lucifer :p
 

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Only thing worse then Osama alive is Osama the martyr. People wonder why he did it? Now the US is spending billions of dollars in the middle east. People in Afghanistan and Iraq have never had it so good. Would this have happened with out the attack?

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or u could do what that guy on americas most wanted did:

do a shallow cut every half inch of his body (so it wont bleed much) and dip him in an alchohol vat.
 

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Originally posted by noob_phucker
or u could do what that guy on americas most wanted did:

do a shallow cut every half inch of his body (so it wont bleed much) and dip him in an alchohol vat.
...you forgot to put 3 boxes of lemon pepper and salt into the alchol vat.....
 

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