If BattleForums was a city!!!

[Oxide08]

i would be the guy who runs the bf stores and i would chage extreme prices cuz im crazy :rollie

 

[Galatia]

Originally posted by amrtin77
id move... who wants to live in a city with a girl/guy ratio of about 1/10000? salami festivals suck

I wouldnt worry if i was you Otmo, Nameless and Bastasword would take care of that problem.

 

[Sogeking]

yes, otmo will bring all the underage russians(and overage 0_o) and then me and nameless would go through millions of experiments to make the perfect babe...WEIRD SCIENCE!!!

 

[amrtin77]

well... if your bringin in the females i guess i could stay... or i call dibs on the therapist ^-^

i think id live in the arcane sanctuary or somewhere in the starcraft forums.. and when i felt social id go to chit chat.. to chit chat..

 

[Renzokuken]

I'd just hang in the SC Forums most of the day. And check FAStaff and BStaff once a day. And occasionally head to Chit-Chat or the Asylum for some *time-out*.

BattleForums would be like the size of NYC at least.

 

[Biske]

Na, St. Louis - NYC has over 100,000 peeps in it, we only have 60,000, 5,000 of which are active.(roughly) So, mabye we'll be like a "Mid-American Farm Town".

 

[Sly]

prox, u live in st louis?

anyways, if bf was a city, a lot of people would be tucked away some where, considering all the people who are inactive...

 

[x42bn6]

If BF was a city, there would be a central city for the General Forums, and four quarters for each of the Blizzard and CS sections.

Within the central part would be a giant studio where all future planning of the city would occur, the GFX lot. They would be responsible for all future decoration of the city.

There would be a giant arena with virtual reality headsets for the RPR, where people would relax.

There would be a library where the Fan-Fictioners get to express themselves.

There would be a dead section dedicated to Halo, where Zaku is skulking around its dead corpse.

There would be an airport where newcomers fly in, and coRtALoS pays people to say hello to them and make them welcome. Of course, some stay dormant and never participate. :|

There would be a jail for all o***** posters, mass advertisers, trojaned hacks, warez posters, map unprotectors, problematic members and people who hacked BF lie. However, some like TheSummit were deported instead.

There would be a rubbish dump where a few select members mess around in the rubbish, The Void, bottomless, never-empty.

There would be a temple stretching to the sky, where all the upper-level orders come from, Battle Staff. At the foot lie two halls, one is the Suggestion Box which never gets anything (our forums own?!) and the Awards centre, where awards are conferred upon people. Within this temple lies several chambers for each level of rank. The first chamber is the Elder amd Moderator hall, ornately decorated with the threads yet to be moved from the Archives. Further on is the Senior Staff discussion sanctuary, where all is classified. At the uppermost end of the temple, heavily guarded, lies the power source of BF, the server, where Crookedfoot spends a lot of his time.

Me? I'd be making rainbows over the city spires, running from Pan's cursing, avoiding coRt's anti-spambot cannon.

 

[R[s]T]

ummm, sorry to complicated to read



If bf was a city i go on killing spree, make sure 99% of the forum mebers are dead. Anyone wanna join my nerd busting bisness?

 

[¥ôÜ §úçK]

^^ no, if bf was a city id move there and bring 3 blonds for me

 

[Samsara]

Originally posted by ¥ôÜ §úçK
^^ no, if bf was a city id move there and bring 3 blonds for me

your cousins dont count

i really like the whole open rpg idea about this. maybe if you were awesome cool enough, you could make it so you can type a name and a password and you can play as certain members like teh spambot.

 

[l33t 0n3]

im the village idiot!

 

[x42bn6]

I could try rendering this view of mine..... :|

Oh yes, and I forgot, the black market of BF is the Asylum.

 

[RyanXWing]

I would own the finest restraunt. with a special seating area for my friends. It would serve fine cusines from all over the world. Of course the menu would be about 50 pages long... and most of the beer would be from Ireland... yesh...

AND IF ANYONE TRIED TO ROB IT I WOULD ASK AMANTIS TO EAT YOU ALIVE

 

[x42bn6]

Chrisuk could be a natural disaster.

 

[RyanXWing]

Hurricane Chris has raveged Battle Forums city.

 

[Zmoney]

I would Be playing basketball on some court.

 

[Zeroth]

i would be a stoner...err....
huhuhu.... i said stoner.... huhuhu...
no, i'd really be like Cornholio running around on the street asking for tp for my bunghole.
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

 

[dP]

i'd be in the chick thread! hahahahah..hah...hahaha......ha......ha..... ah...........

 

[Guest]

I'd wonder into a darkallyway seeing teddy and tweak seks and teddy says "gtfo nub" Then Beer$lut comes otta no where and says "Omg douche!!"