Idle Observation

[Emperor Pan I]

Cats > Dogs. I apologize, Mike...but it's a simple fact of nature.

No, Dogs and Cats are equal. I had 2 cats and 2 dogs in my house, but the one cat passed away at the age of 18 (same ****ing age as me when she died.) The Dogs are loyal animals and I value their use as a protector to a house, saves on alarm systems etc. I also like the other cat, because she makes a great football.

so no, Cats == dogs.

 

[Vadriel]

Dogs shit on everything, tear up everything, or eat everything...including their own feces.

Cats sometimes tinkle somewhere bad, and occasionally claw something when they're frisky.

Cats > Dogs.

 

[Emperor Pan I]

yeah and then you go out and get a dog that you train to not be retarded and you never get them do that shit.

 

[Vadriel]

Why bother to train? Just show a kitten a litterbox and it's all good.

 

[Andrew]

You're very correct. Puppies are good learners too. It sucks that they have to be taken outside though. =\

 

[Vadriel]

Cats don't. Owned.

 

[Emperor Pan I]

Cats don't. Owned.

because that Dog will pull you out of a fire, or jump in after you if you fall in a river.

That cat on the other hand might look at you in a burning building if you have food in your hand, but that's about it.

 

[Vadriel]

And the number of times I actually walk into a burning building or go near a river are grossly inproportionate to the number of times I have to clean up dog shit or kick them away when they try to lick me and jump on me.

 

[Andrew]

What happens when you get caught in a fire then? You're dead. :O

 

[Emperor Pan I]

And the number of times I actually walk into a burning building or go near a river are grossly inproportionate to the number of times I have to clean up dog shit or kick them away when they try to lick me and jump on me.

you're just an asshole it seems

 

[Vadriel]

When there's a dog literally ON my goddamn leg, trying to jump on me and lick me or ****ing hump my leg or something, the forceful motion and shaking of my leg in efforts to rid myself of the slobbering, foul-smelling little pain in the ass could be construed as kicking.

@Andrew: If I get caught in a fire, and die...so what? That just means it's my time. I wouldn't be HAPPY about it, but I've pretty much accepted that when death comes, it comes. I'll avoid it whenever possible, but shit if it's going to happen, it's going to happen.

 

[Andrew]

And your life could have been saved. Actually, I really don't care if you like cats more than dogs.

 

[Vadriel]

Yeah, and I don't really HATE dogs. I have great disdain for the PiTA ones, but meh in general.