its not a tumor. its a cancerous swelling. Otherwise called a Tumor. You are going to die. thats that, no other way to describe it. unless you manage to do one of the following:
A. Tie one end of a rope around it, tie the other to a doornob, open door, stand where string is tight, and slam door shut. Repeat until it rips off.
B. Heat a knife in the microwave. use a rag to take it out after 30 minutes at full power. Cut it off.
C. lay in the driveway, put it under the car tire. have Loving family member run it over and pop it
D. Have mom squeeze the shyt outa it until it pops
E. shoot it off *carefull though...*
F. Using a marker, Draw eyes and a mouth on it. go around saying you have a simese twin, and when in movies and someone triest to sit next to you sit your head in the next seat *turning your head upside down so they see the seat is ocupied by your other half*
On a serious note: dun worry man, i got this glad on the side of my neck that is all swollen, u cant see it but u can feel it if u push in the right spot. i can move it around too, i r not scared.
