I met teh parents

[DigitalElite]

well, you could try this, take her dad on a road trip, saying you want to get to know him. then about 30 miles away from his house, pull a gun on him. threaten to kill him, and the ntie him up and place him in a storage unit. Now for the girl, just pressure her into it, you have a secksi body, right??

 

[DB]

Give the dad ex-lax, and he will be on the crapper all night. Take the daughter and have sex with her on the kitchen table.


Problem solved.

 

[Glowy]

I got it!!! i can tell ehr dad theres a special christain/pastor fishing trip in the middle of the ocean and then throw him off teh boat....but rpreist can walk on water can't they?

 

[DigitalElite]

umm no just jesus...

 

[Glowy]

well i'll tie botu 4 anchors to him jsut in case...you never know..preist can foundle a kid and get away with it for 30 years... they sneaky

hmm maybe i can act as a preist and fondle her :rollie

 

[DigitalElite]

yeah!! in a confession booth!! like in Detroit Rock City

 

[IDefy]

dude lay off the drugs when u post here i can barely understand anything u type

btw nice catch preachers daughter ahaha im gonna laugh when he beets u with a cross and burns your eyes with holy water

 

[Glowy]

How dare u tell me to lay off.i type li kthis sober....lol....damn thast is so a fantisy of mine....to do a church girl in a preist booth.

 

[FuLouZero]

What church does he preach at I problly know who your talking about. And hell I would just stay with her and attempt as hard as possible to avoid her father.

 

[Glowy]

well its kinda hard to date her considering hwo strick he is....ahs to call when she gets to work and everything..damn that would drive me insane..he preachesat at a babtist church of christ of somthing..i'm not very regioulous

 

[Oxide08]

meh its not that hard to be... just go to churhc like once every few month and if he asks if u go to church u can atleast say yes.. then u might have his approval and he will trust u more

 

[Thistle]

*Cough* daterape *cough*

 

[DigitalElite]

*cough* sowhat *cough*

 

[l33t bunny master]

i say glowpole shoulda wipped it out in front of her dad and got her to suck it good then jiz all over her dad and **** her mom in the meathole.