I met teh parents

[Glowy]

ok i finally horned this chick to go out with me using my witty charm and buldging muscles....i am not conceded...j/p btw


well anyways this chick is hotter than camera eletrac and pam anderson mudwrestling..i mena smokin..instat stiffy hot

anyways i offered to take off to a night to remember...mostly to eat and a movie.. but when i went to pick her up she asked me to meet her parents...usual this doesn't bother me till i found out her dad was a preacher...o...fcuking...god so anyways me and her dad was talking while she puffed her bra up and all and he started like asking me all this serious questions and ask if i have seen god in my life lateyl and it was just like that ****ing movie...meet the parents....i mean ehre some of the questions eh asked me



1. When your intentions with my daughter???

my answer: To take her out and have a good time....

what i wanted to say: to take to the movies then grab her a diet coke and mcdonalds drive her off to the woods and pollinate her flower...

2. Have you had sex before...ever cheated on anyone.....do you do drugs and drink??

my answer: no sire, i'm a good well rounded-christian, I was raised in the country so i know how to treat ladies

what i wanted to say: **** YEA!!!! WHOOOOOOOO BEER BONG SHOTS GO!!! HORAAY FOR BOOBIES!!


3. Are you going to maek somthing out of yourself or be bum??

my answer: of course sir, goes to explain college blah blah

what i wanted t o say: will you ****ign stop now!

4. Are you telling me the truth???

my answer: of coruse sir

what i wanted to say: I pray thou bowels constrict till thee poppith and drown in thou own shit!!


and those were jsut some of the questions.....finalyl after liek an hour of interoagations we left...i took her to a movie...then told her its probably nto gonna work out and dropped her off and smoked a doobie



god **** that

 

[Theroy]

The real lesson behind this is don't do crack.

 

[Glowy]

NOTHING WRONG WITH CRACK!!~!~!~!~! i don't do it

 

[Arkillo]

Shoulda banged her before you said it's not gonna work. That always pisses em off

 

[Glowy]

naw dude i would probabbly burn in hell for that 1 lol

 

[Cert]

like ur not gunna burn alreayd!? burn!

 

[Glowy]

yea probably....but i mean...i did hear that preachers daughters are sopose to be the horniest type of female .hmmmmm

 

[Beer $lut]

Her dad was jealous that your body was better than hers. ( if thats you in your sig )

 

[Cert]

or maybe her dad was high on crac... i mean jesus!

 

[Oxide08]

i hate it when parents do that... i woulda ran out screaming

 

[OMGLOLWTFPWN]

I thought you were having a kid with some other girl? lol.

 

[DigitalElite]

I thought the same thing TreeFrog123,

 

[Glowy]

well thast alrdy been discussed back on another forum....search for i'm single again to find out... but i tell you what i was ****ign sweating bullets...i swear if he asked me to take a lie tester i woulda ran screaming into the night liek a pansy

 

[Samsara]

now how the hell would you get a girl with your "charm" if in your avatar you have a maniacal look on your face and have liqour bottle.

either way, you are my idol.

 

[Thistle]

Lol I remember when I met my GF's parents


***OFFTOPIC***

FAERIES BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(for a little while anyway)

 

[Glowy]

well what i idi was walk up to her adn said ," Ok listen...ur hot..i'm hot...lets go do what the hot peeps do"


ok so it didn't actaulyl go that way( i tried that once..almsot worked till she passed out -_- I must have been to much for her :rollie)

but she doesn't know i drink/smoke and go clubbing every weekend...She jsut started whistling at me saying yow mama when i walk buy and tthis girls realyl does like me...only prob is she 17 and i
m 20 -_-


BUT IT LOOKS SO CLEAN AND UN-TAINTED!~!!! I MSUT HAVE IT!!!! BY LAW OF NATURE I DEMAND I TAKE THE SWEET NECATR OF LOVE AWAY FROM HER!! ITS MY LIFE GOAL NOW!!!


SHE LOOKS LIEK ME IN TEH SIG BUT WITH A DIFFERENT HEAD...THOSE BIG BROWN EYES THAT SCREAM UNCLE SAMMY!!! ok ......tiem for a cold shower

 

[DigitalElite]

well glowpole, I am sorry for the loss of hotness, priests ALWAYS make yo ufeel guilty. and on a happyier note, FAEIRE IS BACK!!!!1111!!!

 

[Glowy]

lol who wants to bet me i can have her squeling liek a pig by the end of the month?? only prob is gettin her away from ehr dad fro a night...hmm any suggestions?

 

[Samsara]

huge burlap sack, plenty of rope and a black suburban.

 

[Glowy]

I WAS THINKING THE MORE GENTLE APPORACH...TAKING HER TO GET DRUNKK..BUT THEN CAN BE CONSIDERED RAPE...WELL IF I SUCK SHE PROB DO THAT BUT I BELIVE IN MYSELF....OR MABYE I CAN TRY THE axle effect!!!


SRRY FOR CAPS -_-