ok, first we call him and ask if his refrigerator is running and when he says yes we tell him he better go catch it, then we hang up real quick, after that lets ring his doorbell and then run away and when he sees no one is at his door he'll be really mad.
then we take a bag full of poop and and put it on his front door step and light it on fire and ring his doorbell again and when he opens the front door WE BREAK IN THROUGH THE F*CKING BACK DOOR AND KILL HIS PETS AND EAT THEM, then we toilet paper his car