Hey did I tell you guys?

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Being nobody even visits this forum so its kind of like talking to myself, and I dont really give two ****s about anyone that does, I feel comfortable announcing the following...

I'm going to jail in tent city for 45 days in about a week. Shouldn't be too bad though, work release 12 hours a day. Anyways...
 

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Lawl. What did you do this time?
 

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Dui. My second one. Couldn't get out of it! Arizona doesnt **** around with duis.
 

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Arizona prolly imports nignogs to come to their jails so white boys like Eric can experience sodomy.
 

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45 days in a jail for a dui lol u got ****ing owned its a $1000 slap on the wrist here
 

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Yeah Arizona is crazy. And no, tent city is a jail where you go only for drug and dui related offences (for the most part). Plus I get to leave 12 hours a day so...yeah...
 

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Besides that, I'm actually pretty big now. I workout/lift 6 days a week.
 

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california duis are like illegal gardeners here everyones got one, if you're doing well financially you might have 2 or 3
 

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Yeah but actually there's a cop in one of my classes from California and he moved here cause he lost his job in CA when he got a DUI, and he has to do a ****load of AA MADD and all sorts of other classes, although he did not receive any jail time.
 

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You have to be pretty retarded to get caught with a DUI.

I'm an experience DD, and if you know what you are doing, you never get caught.
 

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Try slamming 26 shots of UV, Jack, Crown, Sky etc and then leaving 15 minutes after and let me know where you end up, Pan.
 

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You have to be pretty retarded to get caught with a DUI.

I'm an experience DD, and if you know what you are doing, you never get caught.
That's not something to be proud of.
 

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Try slamming 26 shots of UV, Jack, Crown, Sky etc and then leaving 15 minutes after and let me know where you end up, Pan.
from the sounds of it, pan would end up back at home, didn't you read his post?
 

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I've done plenty of drunk driving, half the time I don't remember the drive home so I'd say I'm fairly well experienced (and can drink more than pretty much anyone I know) so yeah, I would like to have seen someone in my situation make it home.
 

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I've done plenty of drunk driving, half the time I don't remember the drive home so I'd say I'm fairly well experienced (and can drink more than pretty much anyone I know) so yeah, I would like to have seen someone in my situation make it home.
if your liver is half the size of your ego I totally believe it
 

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