Guide to getting chicks.

[Static]

IS GM the olny one that has seen the movie other than me?

 

[Arkillo]

I was just about to say, I think you and I are in our own little world right now

 

[Azurio]

Ugh, I just need some good pick up lines. Most of the girls are so disgusted with what I say, that they don't even bother slapping me.

 

[Entos]

haveing a big co*k garantess chicks
you need to get them to see it first though.. and that s a bit harder...

 

[Kuzmich]

[glow=red]Just go and get a date by talking. No money, job or car is required.[/glow]

 

[IceDevil9]

Why do women have boobs?

So you got somethin' to look at when you're talking to them.

-Frank

 

[Jason]

1. Get a good personality.
2. Get Pepsi or Bawls.
3. Invite me over for hours of laziness and video games.

I don't care if a guy has money, I don't care for cars (I'm used to walking), and khakis are ugly :/

Can I marry you?

 

[I_Robbie]

its not really what you do, its what you dont do
1. dont be an ass hole
2. dont be ugly
3. dont smell like shit
4. dont try to rape her

if you do this then you wont have to read forums to find out why you cant get a girl friend.

 

[B~E]

Thats the great thing about women. After you masturbate, your hardly think about them, unless your really have to face a real one. But usualy, the annoying tought of them just go away, like magic.

*poof*

Its all about killing the need, baby.

(edit : no offence, torrid mind)

 

[Darkmatter]

I just act myself, I don;t get any girls, but hell, girls are the biggest of my problems as of late. Mot all girls....just one. That's a nice guide though, I might have to try it. Half of those things are on my ''to-do'' list anyways.

 

[torrid mind]

1: get a mohawk.
2: take me to a good show
3: dont be an idiot.
nah i wouldnt use a guy for his car.. its just nice if a guy has a car.. hell its nice if anyone i know has a car.....
nor do i care about what kind/color/shape or anything like that.. i wouldnt care if it was a beat up peice of shit.... it just makes things ezer when someone has a car.. less walking...
"Thats the great thing about women. After you masturbate, your hardly think about them, unless your really have to face a real one. But usualy, the annoying tought of them just go away, like magic.

*poof*

Its all about killing the need, baby.

(edit : no offence, torrid mind)"


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[Darkmatter]

1: get a mohawk.
2: take me to a good show
3: dont be an idiot.
nah i wouldnt use a guy for his car.. its just nice if a guy has a car.. hell its nice if anyone i know has a car.....
nor do i care about what kind/color/shape or anything like that.. i wouldnt care if it was a beat up peice of shit.... it just makes things ezer when someone has a car.. less walking...
"Thats the great thing about women. After you masturbate, your hardly think about them, unless your really have to face a real one. But usualy, the annoying tought of them just go away, like magic.

*poof*

Its all about killing the need, baby.


(edit : no offence, torrid mind)"


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Gah. I can't just ''not think of women'' because I really need one, to be with, and all that emotional stuff. Sex? No....I'm still a virgin, and I'm almost 18, I could honestly care less. I'm after compassion, caring, and love. That's just the way I am though.

 

[Final Warrior]

One could try being oneself when around the girl (or girls) that one likes.

And don't start wearing all black. Yes, some girls like semi-Goths, but most girls don't. I know from personal experience.

Y'know what's hard? Getting a date in a school full whites, African-Americans, and Mexicanswhen you're one of the 5 Asian guys around that are over 13.

 

[Static]

you should just walk up to a girl and go... "Look... I know karate and I know a move that will kill you instintly. No one will believe you so lets go out."

I am sure that will work.

If not go for the plumpers. Low self esteem all the way!!!!!!!!! WOOT

 

[Darkmatter]

you should just walk up to a girl and go... "Look... I know karate and I know a move that will kill you instintly. No one will believe you so lets go out."

I am sure that will work.

If not go for the plumpers. Low self esteem all the way!!!!!!!!! WOOT

Hey, I know some karate, I'm going to go try that now. If she resists, I can Judo-Chop her on her boob and It's done deal.

 

[B~E]

I can feel a lot of tension overwheilming this thread... this mean most of you didn't followed my advices as of latly...

 

[Kuzmich]

[glow=red]I know a way, get in, get out, use protection, don't make babies.[/glow]

 

[drax]

Why do women have boobs?

So you got somethin' to look at when you're talking to them.

-Frank

Heh, that was on Family Guy.

And about the guides...umm...yeah...

 

[I_Robbie]

Heh, that was on Family Guy.

And about the guides...umm...yeah...

whats wrong with my guide? Are you saying that you SHOULD do some of the things I listed?

 

[Static]

I can feel a lot of tension overwheilming this thread... this mean most of you didn't followed my advices as of latly

People follow that guide even if they have a g/f. Its all about the voyage to beat a girls esteem down.