Guide to getting chicks.

[Static]

Alright follow me on this one, its a work in progress...

First you get jobs

Then you get the kakais(sp?)

Then you get the chicks.... Follow?

 

[PUMPKINHEAD]

wat is kakais(sp?)?

 

[Static]

those pants. Like dress pants... that you wear to work.

 

[Arkillo]

Actually (If memory serves me right) it's

First you get the jobs
Then you get the money
Then you get the Khakis
Then you get the women

(From BASEketball)

 

[Static]

I thought i was missing something .

But still it is still a good guide.

 

[SweatyOgre]

You need a car too.

 

[Korittke]

Get a date and go rape.

 

[torrid mind]

yha a car is always nice....

 

[IceDevil9]

Hey maybe some chicks dig that kind of thing, instead of midnight walks on the beach, you can have midnight strolls down the highway to get to a restraunt which will probably be closed when you get there because your a stupid dumbass who doesn't have car walks.

-Frank

 

[N[U]TS]

um just be yourself.......


follow this guide and they will most likely use u for 1. your money or 2. your car. a sad fact :frustrate

 

[cxoli]

1. Get a good personality.
2. Get Pepsi or Bawls.
3. Invite me over for hours of laziness and video games.

I don't care if a guy has money, I don't care for cars (I'm used to walking), and khakis are ugly :/

 

[-Sh1Ft-]

I think he means like Dickies (kaki style) that ppl ware at work.

 

[N[U]TS]

1. Get a good personality.
2. Get Pepsi or Bawls.
3. Invite me over for hours of laziness and video games.

I don't care if a guy has money, I don't care for cars (I'm used to walking), and khakis are ugly :/

sounds good to meh! i dont have a source of income nor do i drive even though im almost 18 rofl...

 

[cxoli]

I think he means like Dickies (kaki style) that ppl ware at work.

Yeah, but I still don't like them (the color)....I prefer jeans :/ What does the kind of pants have to do with getting girls, though?

 

[B)ushid(o]

I think

Get a VW Minibus (the old kind) (I mean c'mon, you can install a disco ball and put in a matress, if you get what I mean )

Get a job at Kay Jewelry (girls like expensive stuff, what better than to have a discount on diamond necklaces)

Change your name to Buff Rockmanson (girls like a guy with a manly name)

Drink 50% Vodka responsibly (girls will think you're cool and responsible, double points)

Pretend you have a dysfunctional family and you're the only normal one (pity points from girls)

Give $20 to a homeless man (girls will think you are nice)

Tell the homeless man to **** off (girls will think you're tough)

 

[cxoli]

I think

Get a VW Minibus (the old kind) (I mean c'mon, you can install a disco ball and put in a matress, if you get what I mean )

Get a job at Kay Jewelry (girls like expensive stuff, what better than to have a discount on diamond necklaces)

Change your name to Buff Rockmanson (girls like a guy with a manly name)

Drink 50% Vodka responsibly (girls will think you're cool and responsible, double points)

Pretend you have a dysfunctional family and you're the only normal one (pity points from girls)

Give $20 to a homeless man (girls will think you are nice)

Tell the homeless man to **** off (girls will think you're tough)

I really hope you're joking Or maybe you just have a very odd perception of girls.

 

[Pureblade]

I think

Get a VW Minibus (the old kind) (I mean c'mon, you can install a disco ball and put in a matress, if you get what I mean )

Get a job at Kay Jewelry (girls like expensive stuff, what better than to have a discount on diamond necklaces)

Change your name to Buff Rockmanson (girls like a guy with a manly name)

Drink 50% Vodka responsibly (girls will think you're cool and responsible, double points)

Pretend you have a dysfunctional family and you're the only normal one (pity points from girls)

Give $20 to a homeless man (girls will think you are nice)

Tell the homeless man to **** off (girls will think you're tough)

I may just be inexperienced, but if he had left out the Buff Rockmanson part, I would have taken that seriously.

 

[cxoli]

I may just be inexperienced, but if he had left out the Buff Rockmanson part, I would have taken that seriously.

Maybe I'm just weird. I don't like VW Minibuses (and am not currently interested in what many guys intend to use them for), I don't like wearing jewelry, Buff Rockmanson is a strange name, I hate the taste of alcohol, I'm not good at feeling sorry for people, just because you give money to a homeless man once doesn't make you nice, and telling people to **** off doesn't make you tough. But eh, whatever.

 

[B)ushid(o]

I really hope you're joking Or maybe you just have a very odd perception of girls.

My perceptions of girls' wants and needs are fine, I mean, c'mon, when I see a beautiful girl walking and she talks to me, I obviously look at her chest.

 

[Korittke]

I think

Get a VW Minibus (the old kind) (I mean c'mon, you can install a disco ball and put in a matress, if you get what I mean )

Get a job at Kay Jewelry (girls like expensive stuff, what better than to have a discount on diamond necklaces)

Change your name to Buff Rockmanson (girls like a guy with a manly name)

Drink 50% Vodka responsibly (girls will think you're cool and responsible, double points)

Pretend you have a dysfunctional family and you're the only normal one (pity points from girls)

Give $20 to a homeless man (girls will think you are nice)

Tell the homeless man to **** off (girls will think you're tough)

You lost after the very first line.