Gay Pickup lines...

[torrid mind]

hahaha
mm. i dont know any.. sorry.. cep the one about the mirror and stuff.. and the did it hurt one
but ne wayz..
roach.. lets go kill ourselves *slitz wristz cuz shes gawfick and likes manson*

 

[Acoustic Kitchen]

Originally posted by Kao
You can shut your mouth, or not look at this thread, or just go insane and kill yourself. Any way, we all will be happy.

I join Torrid and Roach, let's have a great ritual suicide, because we have to share a universe with Kao *snif* *snif*

Btw stay on topic!:

Guy: Hey, sexy boy!
Kao: Hi, wanna try slit our wrists and use the blood as lubricant for you to double anal fist me?
Guy: No way, You are that fuc.k in the forums that was searching for gay pickup lines! You are pathetic!

Is that one gay enough for you, Kao?

 

[Ralphinator]

Bend over while I...umm...strap this on.

 

[ihavecome]

boy: did it hurt?
girl: what?
boy: when you saw me ****ing your husband....

thats not exsactly a pickup line, but its makeing fun of one.