Funny things that your teacher(s) have said...

[Forged]

In 9th grade spanish when we went to the computer lab we had to hang the mouses up on the monitor when we were done, no clue why but anyways....

My 70 year old spanosh teacher trying to be funny said
"Come on guys hang your mouse up, I want to see them balls"

 

[R[s]T]

AFTER i diss my teacher's daugther he gaved me the finger, everyone but me laff

 

[Speedy]

Most of my teachers are the most boring and unfunny people i know. But my perf arts teacher did this when i wouldn't stop talkin.

She picks up one of those knitting hooks, points it at me and says "How would you like if i gutted you with this just like a hamster!?" she was joking but everyone just kinda stared at her for a minute before breaking out in nervous laughter.

 

[jd-inflames]

Originally said by Jennifer LaRue
I wish I was a man so I could go around saying "suck my D***!

Originally said by Lance Bobo
No, I can't go to BW3's with you guys, I must go home and F*** my wife!

Originally said by (I'll keep this name edited )
Pot is good for the soul...anyone want a bowl?

i think i pwn all of you on this topic

 

[Speedy]

Your teachers said that? Wow... KY must be bangin.

 

[Gedrin]

Via actually means through, unless there is another meaning that I am not aware of. There is only one meaning coming up on dictionary.com though so I think your teachers a dumbass.

Via is also thought to have been the word that road was derived from. Still having nothing to do with grow.

 

[jd-inflames]

now im confused...and no, ky is rather boring, but when you are in high school for 5 years, funny things are said

 

[ShaftedTwice]

Sheez, you guys got weird teachers.

ShaftedTwice​

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