Funniest moments in D2?

[Weeeman02]

Gheed charged me $1800 To id one item....

INFLATION!!!!

I dont think he likes me much.

 

[the_battousai0]

me:so you will give me hoto for my anni?
them: yea i really need anni
me: ok im dropping it now
them:k
i drop a minor heal he teles and gets it

me:wtf?!
them:i dunno man im laggin crazy
me: oh ok i was like omfg! howd u do that, ill drop it again

drop nother minor heal
yet again he teles over and grabs it

me:lag? -_-
them: ****in newb ima hack you and your whole family

*leaves game*

 

[Kao]

You newbs, stop making shit up.

 

[Darkmatter]

Originally posted by Kao
You newbs, stop making shit up.

Sorry. :lovedup

 

[Samsara]

Whenever a necro dies, is it just me or does he sound sexually challenged?

 

[Khull]

Ok heres one from a while back. Concerning me and Kao

ImportRacer: Khull can I call you Khullio from now on?
Me: Must you Kao?
ImportRacer: Yup ^^
Me: fine...
ImportRacer: Woo! Sign my shirt Khullio!

:-/

 

[icastbigspells]

you said that in the other forum

 

[Khull]

I know; but it can also be used here plus its funny. So why not? Its still a legit post.

 

[Kao]

And it invloves kao, so it's about 30x better than before.

 

[RoaCh of DisCord]

Originally posted by Darkmatter
I was PKing with my friend, and he's really godly, and his paladin kicks so much ass. Anyway I BO'ed his paladin and he had more life then my barb did, and he kwept killing everyone, then this barb he nearly killed was running away.

So anyway, the barb was at like 100 life, this waas in Hell too, and the barb goes to try and leech of a Quill Rat and he dies by quill rat. >.<


''Lordachit was slain by Quill Rat''
God-Imstoned: HAHAHAHAHAAHA
God-Imstoned: Hahahahahahaa
Doomkillwer: Dude WTF!!!
GoD-Imstoned: Ahaha !@#$ing Nub tried to leech then got pwnt by Rat HAHAHAHAHA
Doomkillwer: How much exp did you lose dude?
Lordachit: !@# u nubs, i can kill you all, imma hax you all tonight watch, imma have akll your pally gear watch *exits game*


It was so funny, cuz he was right by the bridge then you see a Quill fyling in his direction and he runs right into it and dies. >.<

I get owned by quil rats in hell all the time