Fav Family Guys Quotes

[t.A.T.u97]

Peter: Maybe it's because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second - RARF!

Peter: Now kids, Daddy only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off.

 

[AzNsUpA-Boi]

petter with some random guy in a elevator: he sniffs and hes like : you did it =D so funnny

 

[IceDevil9]

Lois: Peter, what did I tell you not to do last night?
Peter: Drink at the stag party.
Lois: And what did you do?
Peter: Drink at the stag pa....oh I almost walked into that one Lois.

Quagimre: Who wants to play drink the beer?
Peter: Me!
*Peter drinks the beer*
Quagmire: You win!
Peter: What do I win?
Quagmire: Another beer!
Peter: Oh man I'm going for the high score!
Quagmire: Charlie's already got it.
*Pan to Charlie, peeing in the clock*
Charlie: Hey man, your clock won't flush

-Frank

 

[t.A.T.u97]

I loved it when Martha Stewart was cooking food and Louis and everyone left the house and she let out a fart and was like "Finally"