Embarrading bathroom moments lol!

[FZ. | gOsu]

one time, i was at magic mountain, and i had to shit, so i was looking for a bathroom, and i couldnt find one at the time...*i was really stoned* and i couldnt find one...so i just found a bush, and bent down and took the biggest shit...

omg that was ****ing gross...and i didnt have anything to whipe with...so i had to use leaves and sticks and such...and then i took a leaf with shit on it, and whiped it in my best friends face ^^

 

[l33t bunny master]

in grade two my teacher had one od them big potted plants in the corner of the class. So when i asked if i could go to the bathroom and she said no i went and took a piss on the plant. my parents were quite mad, but hey what could they do to a 2nd grader.

 

[Jimbo]

my friend is like umm well ull tell by the story
his shirt said "theres shit in the water so why cant i do it here"
well we were at lunch,and he took a crap right in the grass lol didint care who saw and the procters dragged him away with his pants down,and he was still shitting on the way to the office OMG SO FUNNY that made school fun

 

[Dragnskull]

**note: i only share these stories because i am comfortible w/myself

*got please dont tell anyone these stories *

1.back in kendergarden, i had to piss...asked the teacher, she said i couldnt go, asked again, couldnt go, asked a third time, couldnt go. so sadly i couldnt wait ne longer and i pissed myself, then cried...it was very embarissing.

2. last year i had to shit horribly bad in school (and shitting in school is like something i HATE doing) so i wait as long as i can, then i cant take it no longer so im like "ma'am...i gotta use the bathroom -bad-" she lets me go and i run my ass up the stares to the restroom and i almost let it all out right htere. i make it to the restroom and just let it rip. i left one hell of a smell...midway threw farts i ehar the lunch bell and everyone barges in the restroom to piss, and therei am in the stall shyting and it stinks horribly bad, no one said nothin but man i felt stupid.

3. mom walked in on me when i was masturbating (damn door i thought it was locked) ...scared for ever

4. friend of mine did this (honostly a true story) we were waiting afterschool for our ride home and hes like "man i gotta shit, do me a favor watch gthe restroom door for me, nock if someone comes" so i stand there and he goes inside, he coems out laughing his ass off...im like "wtf?" hes like "go look in the sink" ....so i go look...and theres this big turd in the sink...sick ****er...i called my other friends that were stayin w/ us and we jumped him for that ^ ^ in a ...playfull but aggressive sort o' way.

 

[itchmahballz]

one time.... when i was in like 3rd grade i was in my class sitting there and all the sudden i felt like i had the shits.so i got up and asked the teacher if i could go to the bathroom and she said no, that i need to pay attention to what she was talking about. so i got pissed off after 5 minutes cause i had to take a shit really bad. so i ran out of class and i couldnt make it there in time and i ended up shitting my pants... it sucked.... i had to go to the office and get some dirty ass school pants.

 

[R[s]T]

I was in chapters, i needa piss
i walked in the bathroom and piss (iwas standing up, u'll know y i says this later) then i saw this fat guy taking a shit so i shout out SOMEONES TAKING A BIG SHIT
i ran out, as a ran out, right infront of me was the other bath room and it said.... "MENS"
i'm like wth, so i walked away from the rest room to the boooks
A fat ass lady walked out the bath room and was staring at my shoes..

 

[Dw-Riot]

Yeah, I got walked in on...but then again, who doesn't have that happen at LEAST once, huh? I was climaxing too...not a pretty sight. It never came up (the discussion, not the come...) lol, but I always make sure the door is locked...

 

[Jesus Is My Homeboy]

The Above

^.^ Nice Thread - Some Funny Storys - Some Fictional Perhaps?...

Anyway i got one about some girl and guy

Im not sure if its true - i dont know them, but

They were having p2p sex (p2p = Penis To Poohole)
and the girl actually shit on the couch While having this 'amazing' experience. they both got dressed with the Poo on the couch, and then the parent came home. the parents saw the Poo, so the Two 'Lovers' blamed it on the dog... (The Poor Dog!)..and yes the dog was punished ... it got put down (Killed).... all because of the dirty little girl who Papper herself...

Not Fair On The Dog Is It ?

 

[Dw-Riot]

Thats ACTUALLY pretty gross....lol.

 

[Jason]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Reading these stories made me bust up laughing, lol..

Hmm, I haven't had much for bathroom mishaps,strangly..

Although, one time I believe I had diharrea or something and I farted, and well..lets just say it wasn't meant to be a fart

Luckily I ran to the bathroom before it all came out, lol..

Lucky me, I have never been walked in on while masturbating ^_^;

 

[EEX_ca_aok]

This one time, I was feeling really sick. So I leaned over the toilet, but I didnt open my mouth in time. BARF came out my nose. I am not joking. It burned like hell, cause of all the acid

I was out skiing in the rockies with some friends of mine, and their parents. Well anyways, Mr. Evans really had to take a crap, so he ran into the bathroom. When he flushed, the toilet started to overflow. We tried plunging it, but it was too big, ROFL! The hotel people had to come and REMOVE THE TOILET FROM THE WALL! It was soooooo funny, but he had to pay for a new toilet.