Embarrading bathroom moments lol!

[NeverGoingBack]

Ok here we go trues stories. Im defenatly not gonna get any BF chicks after this

Ok one time I was playing a ladder game of warcraft and I sneezed and almost shit my pants so I ran to the bathroom in the middle of the game, and went poo. While I was taking a shit I sneezed again and pissed all over the floor lol. When I returned to the game I emediatly told everyone. You can imagine how ****ed up everyone thought I was lol.

another time I was at a party at the backside of a lake and it was pitch black. I really had to take a shit and luckly we had toilet paper. So there I am squating in the sand, drunk as hell, not being able to see a dam thing, and the only things going through my mind was stuff like. "I hope no one trips over me, that would suck." and "I wonder how many other people have done this out here."

I shit my pants walking home from school one day when I was little.

I dared my friend to take a shit next to my house in broad daylight. He did, so I got him toilet paper.

I pissed my pants when I was little one time cuase I didnt want to stop watching my cousin play Mike Tyson's Punch Out.

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[jd-inflames]

...well thats interesting...i think my best story is: i had a stomach virus and i felt like i was going to throw up. so i put my head in the toilet to throw up and i shit myself. so then i sat on the toilet to shit, and i threw up everywhere...dont you hate it when that happens?

 

[NeverGoingBack]

OMG thats ****ing hilarious. lol sorry but it is. I cant say thats ever happened to me before but if it does Ill be sure to make it public lol.

 

[jd-inflames]

lol, i wouldnt doubt that

 

[FZ. | gOsu]

well one time i ate a bunch of this chili poweder stuff, cuz it was mixed with sugar and it tasted good...and about 30 mins later, i was going down a slide in my backyard, and bam, i shit all over myself...wasnt a pretty sight...

one time, i was sleepwalking, which i do frequently...and i walked over to my sisters bed, whipped it out, and peed all over her...thats my favorite...^^

 

[Zmoney]

When i was little i was friends with axl, and he dared me to shit in his mouth, so i did!
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[Quest]

*cough* ummm.... i thinks that going a little to far.... thats border line gay.. i guess ma best story is when i was real little i used to try to hold crap in for as long as i could (i dont know why). but i would alwasy have huge streaks in ma tighty whities and i would hide them every where. behind ma deresser, top shelf of ma closet, under ma book shelf.. every where. then ma bro found them and made fun of me for it, for a long time

Edit: it caused me serious emotional damage

 

[amrtin77]

bhahhahhahhaah aaron you retard. if i had known this i would have made fun of u as well

btw he was joing about him and axl... axl is smoeone off the forums

 

[Quest]

STOP YELLING AT ME !!!!!1.. the voices... they tell me to do things...:lucifer.. I hate you guys

 

[Beer $lut]

Oh man i got a good one in 7th grade i was in the bathroom in one of the stalls and i felt sick so i was in there for a while so then my friend came in to the stall next to me and starting fooling around and we were making huge farting noises when kids came in and they sounded real so the kids got scared. And my teacher told a boy to come into the bathroom to see what was going on and he was like omg that so sick. So he went back and said they were both in the stalls. we were in there for like 50 minutes and we came back laughing and got detention. just for fun i wrote i will not go to the bathroom like 20 times.

 

[theRagman]

Originally posted by Quest
*cough* ummm.... i thinks that going a little to far.... thats border line gay.. i guess ma best story is when i was real little i used to try to hold crap in for as long as i could (i dont know why). but i would alwasy have huge streaks in ma tighty whities and i would hide them every where. behind ma deresser, top shelf of ma closet, under ma book shelf.. every where. then ma bro found them and made fun of me for it, for a long time

Edit: it caused me serious emotional damage

Do you think it's cool or something to type out "ma" instead of "my"? You ****ing idiot.

 

[Khull]

Hmm my most embarrasing moment would have to be when I was taking this major shit and when I flushed the toilet like "backfired" and all this liquid shit when everywhere and im like "oh shit Im in trouble!" and sure enough I was stuck cleaning it up. . .

 

[Samsara]

i got the same problem khull, i feel for u (in a hetero way of course)

 

[SephirothX89]

once in 6th grade... i stayed after school to make up a test and i had to take a shit after, but the bathroom lights were out cause the janitors already cleaned em... so i took the shit in the dark and ran outa toilet paper halfway thru cleaning up... and it was dark so i couldnt find nemore so i had to zip up without finishing and finish at home... my sister said something smelled like poo on the way home lol...

 

[Thistle]

I got kicked out of a hockey game for pissing on the walls in a bathroom, right beside where the "Stand up potty" things were

 

[Static]

i was in school and i hate pooping in school and my stomach started hurtin. so i said i gotta get outta here. so i asked for a pass for the guidence office then just left. My school is so easy to skip and about half way i realized i wasnt gonna make it so i went into a laundry mat and had massive squirts... and then i saw there was no toilet paper and it was like a movie... my vision focused on the empty roll of toilet paper and ended up using paper from my bookbag.... good times, good times.

 

[SimonSims]

i once shit in a bag and picked it up and chucked it at the kid everyone hates...william....(grub) then he cried...it was quite a sight....hahhahhahaahahahha...

i also once heard about a girl that was over at her bf's house. she took a shit but then flooded it..and so she threw it out the window. when she went down all of them looked disgusted by her becuz when she threw it out it landed and spattered all of the glass sunroof! HAHAHHAHAHAHA

 

[minny]

uh i had to take a shit when i was at new york and i went into a bathroom at a park.. i forgot which. i didnt look and sat on the toliet but saw the seat was up... i got my ass wet with piss that was in there and i took a shit like that and still ended up making my pants useless for a few days.

 

[WildfireFX]

lol one time I was in the school washroom,using the urinal, and everyone was just minding their own business, and before i know it I let a huge fart rip. rofl. I was like.. "god dammit".

 

[sprucegoose]

LOL all funny well i was in first grade and i asked my teacher if i culd go the bathroom and sghe said no so i stood up and pissed my pants than my friend was like wats that and i said bad water(i really said BAD WATER! LOL)