Do you have a dirty mind?

[Wing Zero]

wang why must you toy with my dickbutt?!

i believe you were the one toying with my dickbutt first

 

[x42bn6]

and this is the part i make ppl **** their pants

You know, if you ever want to start a company in the future involving image search engines, get in touch with me. You are so ****ing awesome.*

 

[Wing Zero]

You know, if you ever want to start a company in the future involving image search engines, get in touch with me. You are so ****ing awesome.*

and your so god damn azn. lets team up

 

[Whaturmuva]

Before opening the thread I was sure I had a dirty mind, and I proved it once again.

 

[Renzokuken]

I can explain that picture.

She shoved a lamp up her ass.

 

[Vadriel]

Kinky...my kinda girl.

 

[Darkmatter]

Don't you already have one of those kinky types of girls?

 

[Vadriel]

As far as I know she's never shoved a lamp up her butt, but we'll see how this next visit goes. =P

 

[ChrisH36]

Thanks to Wing Zero, we now know the dark secret behind this motivational poster.

 

[Jenny]

GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTERARARARAR

 

[x42bn6]

I can explain that picture.

She shoved a lamp up her ass.

Yes, we already know you have a dirty mind.*

 

[Sogeking]

During WWII, group of American pilots founded The International Association of Turtles in an English pub. The basic rules for membership: "You must think with a clean mind and you must be willing to stick your neck out for yourself and for other people in need."

The back of their early membership card (pictured) reads (typos theirs):

We assume all prospective Turtles own a Jack Ass. On this assumption is the reason for the password. This password must be given if you are ever asked by a fellow member, "Are you a Turtle?" You MUST then reply "You bet your sweet ass I am." If you do not give the password in full because of embarassment or some other reason, you forfeit a beverage of his choice. So always remember the password.

As all members are of clean mind to become an official Turtle the person must solve the following riddles with clean-minded correct answers:

1. What is it a man can do standing up, a woman sitting down, and a dog on three legs? (Answer: shake hands).

2. What is it that a cow has four of and woman has only two of? (Answer: legs).

3. What is a four letter word ending in 'k' that means the same as intercourse? (Answer: talk).

4. What is it on a man that is round, hard, and sticks so far out of his pajamas that you can hand a hat on it? (Answer: his head).

You are now a member of The Turtle Club. Govern yourself accordingly and produce new members.

 

[Renzokuken]

Yes, we already know you have a dirty mind.*

As if.

 

[Uncle_Vanya]

GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTERARARARAR

What the hell is that? Some kind of satanic cross-species hybrid?

 

[Renzokuken]

Looks like a sloth.

 

[Vadriel]

Or a piglet. Some of them are that color. It would make sense, assuming her intent in posting that was to call us all pigs.

 

[Jenny]

It's a sloth. Geez. Learn your animals.

 

[Vadriel]

Yep, those two pics look totally alike. Note the piglike nose.

 

[ChrisH36]

Or a piglet. Some of them are that color. It would make sense, assuming her intent in posting that was to call us all pigs.

Didn't you bother right clicking on teh image and selecting properties?

And it was probably a different species of sloth too. That is why it had a pig like nose.

 

[Jenny]

Yep, those two pics look totally alike. Note the piglike nose.

It was a baby and a different species, has a round head like a sloth, and has no pronounced ears.

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