Diablo Story!

[GreenClover]

Andariel spews out her poison and kills shaniqua, then Lazurk appears with a brand new fresh, stainless steel....

 

[‘°ºO*¥§âVâGê ¥*Oº°‘]

gravel of pain martel de fur.....(just cuz it looks cool)

 

[edpimp]

AND THIS FORUM LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING NOWHERE.. TALK ABOUT A WASTE OF TIME!!!! BUT CONTINUE U INFERIOR MORTALS.. I HAVE BECOME BORED OF U *YAWNS*

 

[l33t 0n3]

Then Larzuk sees baal and...

 

[GreenClover]

says "Moo I'm the cow king without the cheese"...then GreenClover pukes up his pizza from friday evening on saturday mourning and so begins his depressing sickness.

 

[jamez3465]

an then duriel apears offerin to trade wf for a eth duriel's shell socketed with a jewel that adds +1 to light radius, due to her bad sight while...

 

[Seks]

Pindle has a rash.

 

[Bjornita]

on his nose, so he puts some of that diaper rash stuff on it. unfortunately, it smears everywhere, making him look like a dead corpse (....). this makes people ask why the hell he's dressed for halloween, i mean come on hogswatchnight is barely a week from now, what the hell? to this he replies "whack." meaning, whoop, i just chopped your head off with my sword.

 

[azk12000]

the severed head then rols down a hill and trips up a very "tight" assasin who slices here armor open with her claws when she falls and out come her nice, midsized, perfectly shaped......

 

[Seks]

Boobie!!! Then...

 

[biggyd13]

A barbarian comes takes his small dick and gently, but in a fast pace slides it between her rounded tits, and grabs a axe and...

 

[azk12000]

uses that instead...

i was hoping someone was going to be more inventive, we should take this in a diferent direction now, or it could get icky

 

[Bjornita]

to chop off the legs of a nearby succubus. in doing so, he forgets entirely about tje assassin, so she sneaks up behind him and plunges a dagger into the back of his neck. then she uses his bloodied carcass as a throwrug in her living room. it becomes her cat's favorite pissing ground.

 

[biggyd13]

when the cat was pissin over the "throw rug", akara walks into the house, dykes out with the asassin, then they go for a strap on dildo, takes the long dildo and starts skull ****ing the barbarbians carcus, then akara says...

 

[Bjornita]

"you know, we're being rather gay, i'm not a necrophile personally, plus my arthritis is giving me hell. maybe we should call it quits for the night."

 

[‘°ºO*¥§âVâGê ¥*Oº°‘]

Then the dead body stands up and deadly walks out the door with last weeks underwear..and those socks u thought u lost in 3rd grade..LMAO

 

[Bjornita]

and then is eaten by an border collie, who thinks he's a chew toy. well, now he is....and he has that robust barbarian flavor! how DO they do it? mmm mmm good......

 

[l33t 0n3]

Akara trips, and the assasin catches her. The assasin forgot her claws were still on, and she ripped akara open. She had found a new "Throw Rug"!!!!

 

[NeverZero]

and ... and ... then ...

 

[Bjornita]

a nearby necro decides "hey, why not, i think i'll go piss people off" so he reanimates the corpse. it looks around, says "what the-- i need a drink," and staggers off to the local saloon.