100 ways to know you play to much diablo:
1) You shoot birds and run over to see if they dropped any uniques
2) When somebody try's to copy anything at the libary at the copy machine you say "omg noob, its patched long time ago!"
3) Instead off saying "im watching football" you say "im watching footbaal".
4) You dream that you find real godly d2 stuff and when you wake up and check your account you start crying because its gone.
5) You think that your little sister is a sorceress and you ask here to tele to school and make a tp and when she asks you what "tele" means you call her a sorc