Cup o tea?

[Calliope]

Son, do you realize what you are asking for?

I don't think you do..

 

[Mentis]

Lady Ice, I love your custom title, but I fear that these children won't grasp the humor in it! After all, that movie WAS PG-13. . . .

 

[Lady Ice]

I know, Mentis, I know.

But seeing as they can list more porn stars than I can....

eek.

 

[Mentis]

What is the world doing to our children?


Jesus, I hope my kids can defend themselves better than these wet pussies do. They get all excited and just bat at the keyboard and cross their fingers hoping to form words.

I pray for the future generations.

 

[Lady Ice]

Well, my daughter isn't the best with the verbal jousting...she's a sensitive kid.

But my son? Once he can talk?

Oh yea, he's gonna be a force to reckon with.

 

[Arkillo]

Originally posted by Mentis
Lady Ice, I love your custom title, but I fear that these children won't grasp the humor in it! After all, that movie WAS PG-13. . . .

What, that shes a Milf? Actually shes not, she's not that good looking either. And the glasses? Get that shit outta town.


Oh, and Calliope, bring forth the spaming

 

[Mentis]

Originally posted by SouLeSS
What, that shes a Milf? Actually shes not, she's not that good looking either. And the glasses? Get that shit outta town.


Oh, and Calliope, bring forth the spaming

Quiet, dear, the big kids are talking.

 

[dust601]

I'm glad you have urge to teach your son how to argue on the internet that'll get him far in life.

 

[Mentis]

Originally posted by dust601
I'm glad you have urge to teach your son how to argue on the internet that'll get him far in life.

Look where it got us! We're teaching future generations not to be asshats.


It's CHARITY. It's GOOD FOR YOU. Someday, her little boy is gonna **** you up and rip you a new asshole and I, for one, can't ****ing wait.

 

[Arkillo]

Originally posted by Mentis
Quiet, dear, the big kids are talking.

Big Kids? You look like you're still in highschool...and I've not seen something about your real age or position in life, so please, elaborate on them.

 

[Lady Ice]

Originally posted by SouLeSS
What, that shes a Milf? Actually shes not, she's not that good looking either. And the glasses? Get that shit outta town.


Oh, and Calliope, bring forth the spaming

I'm blind as a fookin bat, whaddya want me to do? Walk around bumpin in to shit?

I guess I'm supposed to care....

but I don't.

 

[Mentis]

Originally posted by SouLeSS
Big Kids? You look like you're still in highschool...and I've not seen something about your real age or position in life, so please, elaborate on them.

I'm not here to share my biography with you, stalker. For your information, I graduated highschool and am currently in college, you know, that place where Mommy wants to send you after all those bags of white dust are gone?

 

[dust601]

I'm sorry.......
If someones child wants to rip me a new asshole power to them, i'm just glad i'll never see them in my life.

 

[Mentis]

Originally posted by dust601
I'm sorry.......
If someones child wants to rip me a new asshole power to them, i'm just glad i'll never see them in my life.

So you're old enough now that you're recognizing your feelings for other males? That's fantastic! Now maybe if you could find a sharpie or a hammer or something, you could practice getting assraped in another room or something. . .

 

[dust601]

I say i'm sorry there childs going to grow up to be gay, yet apparently that somehow makes me gay?wow

 

[Mentis]

Originally posted by dust601
I say i'm sorry there childs going to grow up to be gay, yet apparently that somehow makes me gay?wow

Hey, buddy. . . You're the one who "gave power" to the person who is going to "rip you a new asshole".

Why don't you just lay yourself down on the tracks right now, the train's almost here.

I'm sorry.......
If someones child wants to rip me a new asshole power to them, i'm just glad i'll never see them in my life.

 

[dust601]

So you imply i'm gay, then imply i should go kill myself?
so your a homophobe? i'm sorry your so narrow minded.

 

[Mentis]

Originally posted by dust601
So you imply i'm gay, then imply i should go kill myself?
so your a homophobe? i'm sorry your so narrow minded.

Whoa whoa whoa. YOU implied that you were gay, sweetie. You damn near openly admitted that you wanted someone to reach down and rip you a wide new asshole. If that isn't homoerotic, I don't know what is.

You a confused child and you're obviously rambling, not making sense. Go lay down on a broom or something,

 

[Lady Ice]

She doesn't hate gays.

She hates everyone.

Don't feel special.

 

[Mentis]

True enough.