CoRtALoS uncensored

[Starfish]

ok so far we have

lawn gnomes

kittens

and

force monkeys

what's next?

 

[x42bn6]

Cort's fluffy bunnies.

Cookie?

 

[Galatia]

Originally posted by coRtALoS
I am evil incarnate. I am your horri- beautiful Sith lord.

Judjng from this thread, you are an impudent spammer, Boss

 

[TrongaMonga]

Originally posted by coRtALoS
Yes. Scurry. Scurry like mice, scurrying away from your rodent master. The filth of all that is dirty and uncomfortable and itchy. I am your scum ma-...

Let me rephrase that.

I am evil incarnate. I am your horri- beautiful Sith lord. Your fallen angel of life and death.

Mommy?

 

[coRtALoS]

Originally posted by Teddy
Cort Viz and Tweak Joined My KoC accnt..

My warmachine is growing.. With the protection of cort..


I had ur babie

You have none of my protection. I don't see your name under my officers list.

In fact, I think I'm going to sabotage your entire armory...

Wanna see something scary?


Army Size:
Unit Type Attack Specialist Defense Specialist Untrained
Mercenaries 0 0 0
Soldiers 3 2 2

Military Stats
Strike Action: 391
Defensive Action: 266
Covert Skill: 0
Covert Operatives: 0
Siege Technology: None
Attack Turns: 1
Unit Production: 2

Weapons
Name Type Quantity Strength
Mace Attack 1 39/40
Knife Attack 1 3/5
Chainmail Defend 1 40/40
Pike Attack 2 18/20

 

[Galatia]

Originally posted by coRtALoS

Army Size:
Unit Type Attack Specialist Defense Specialist Untrained
Mercenaries 0 0 0
Soldiers 3 2 2

Military Stats
Strike Action: 391
Defensive Action: 266
Covert Skill: 0
Covert Operatives: 0
Siege Technology: None
Attack Turns: 1
Unit Production: 2

Weapons
Name Type Quantity Strength
Mace Attack 1 39/40
Knife Attack 1 3/5
Chainmail Defend 1 40/40
Pike Attack 2 18/20

Wrong forum, Boss...

 

[Teddy]

Thats my army stats?

it has grown since then..

 

[Kitty]

Originally posted by coRtALoS
Yes. Scurry. Scurry like mice, scurrying away from your rodent master. The filth of all that is dirty and uncomfortable and itchy. I am your scum ma-...

Let me rephrase that.

I am evil incarnate. I am your horri- beautiful Sith lord. Your fallen angel of life and death.

"Beautiful" eh? I think when you looked in the mirror in the shower today, it was too foggy. XD

I mean...nevermind. ~_~

 

[Wing Zero]

Originally posted by coRtALoS
I am your horri- beautiful Sith lord.

Sith as in Star Warz?

 

[coRtALoS]

You were in the bathroom with me when I was naked though... you said I was really really hot just after you turned 18...

 

[Wing Zero]

Originally posted by coRtALoS
you said I was really really hot

ur sure?

 

[Teddy]

Originally posted by coRtALoS
You were in the bathroom with me when I was naked though... you said I was really really hot just after you turned 18...

Shut Your ****in Face Uncle ****er..

Your an Ass Licking Uncle ****ing Bitch [/tune]

:wavey

 

[Kitty]

...

I'm 18?

...

Cool.

 

[coRtALoS]

No. Right after me and Tronga did it Kitten-style, you turned back to 14.

 

[Hot Action Akule]

God damn cort your so seksi

 

[coRtALoS]

Goddamn you don't know how to sepll.

 

[Kitty]

Originally posted by coRtALoS
No. Right after me and Tronga did it Kitten-style, you turned back to 14.

Ha! Am not 14 yet! Watch the great sith lord mess up! XD

 

[Hot Action Akule]

Wow... your young... young and... supple...

i know a good priest.... if u interested.

 

[x42bn6]

I thought Tweak was the seksi one round here.

 

[Kamikaze]

Originally posted by Akule
Wow... your young... young and... supple...

i know a good priest.... if u interested.

this is all wrong.. this is not what this thread was made for, and you are completely off topic.

if you want to set up cyber dating for priests and underage teens start your own thread, only i may score in this one