Condom

[RoaCh of DisCord]

Shit sorry azn, I quoted the wrong person. I must have been tired last night. That was directed at treefrog.

 

[Glowy]

I tried to teach my dog safe sex once....but he kept licking off the rubbers... I busted tons of condems in my days..finalyl said ****ed it and finally started forcing them on the shot or pill

 

[AzNsUpA-Boi]

dats alright roach... no harm done, anyways lol VC belly????

 

[Qwerty_99]

On another forum, there was something like this being discussed and some idiot asked:

"What's a condom?"

Boy, I laughed for a long time.

 

[AzNsUpA-Boi]

lol who asked that?

 

[l33t bunny master]

probably himself...just trying to cover his tracks.

 

[Cell]

OMFG!! dude! listen... the package had a damn hole! not the condom.. i was scared, that the condom might be drenched in poop water as a prank on me... AGIAN! THE HOLE IS ON THE PACKAGE!! NOT THE CONDOM!!! cuz when i used it it was all sticky and out of shape... was it suppose to be a perfect round circle waiting for u to roll it out? or like kinda slipy. cuz when i opened it it was kinda streched out... also... it was wet thats what scares me.. was it use? lol anyways she has no sign of pregantcy.. but i do have this bubble on my lip.. omg.. and a bump on the back of my neck and a bit above..

 

[Spirit-Reaper]

[color=66ff66]STD ALERT STD ALERT! Probably a cold sore... Or you could but I doubt it. I'm guessing your not that old so I would stick to foreplay if you ever try stuff like that again[/color]

Spirit-Reaper​

 

[Jenny]

Is this a joke? I mean seriously..Cell here's a good idea about sex. Grow up first, mature..Then go do whatever you want..Everything that ive read that you've said was fairly ignorant and immature. A gut instinct tells me this was a joke.

 

[DigitalElite]

Originally posted by Cell
when you open the condom is it suppose to be wet? or dry? (mines was expired) like in 2000.. it has hoes in it.. my friend gave it to me to use.. and i did am scared out my head she miht be pregnant.. and catch aids or w/e pls help..

I think I feel stupider after reading this post

stupider is not eve na word

 

[xXSMGXx]

Big lol @ roach, and big lol @ "hoes in condom" << yes thats a quote