Bigfoot remains discovered???

[Jenny]

Yeah. Probably only people in the South or Central U.S. know what an oppossum is. It's like a raccoon mixed with a cat. They're pretty much rodents and they'll marsupials. They can be house broken too. The wild ones carry infinity diseases and are vicious.

The creepy part is that the DNA tested for 4% human. I wonder how that got in there? Did one of the guys like, cut himself and bleed all over it or fap on the ape costume+dead oppossum or what?

 

[DB]

I discovered the secret to Bigfoot. Shaq had sex with an opossum.

 

[Darkmatter]

I agree with my man Skeletor here guys.

 

[Barney Stinson]

From what I heard as to why we've never found dead or decayed pieces of Bigfoot is that they're like bears. When one dies, it's "family" drags the corpse/remains and burries it /feasts on it until theres essentially nothing left.

Theres some pretty weird **** out there, so it wouldn't supprise me that Bigfoot actually exists. The biggest thing though, which I'll never understand, is why every single picture of bigfoot is always so blurry you can't really tell what's going on. I mean, you figure in this day and age someones bound to have a good picture of one.

Oh, and last I read up on it, it's "well known" that they're about as smart if not moreso than the average human so they mostly stick to the shadows and keep away from any human activity. And when they are spotted, they're so huge that they can just disappear anyway (speed and what not).

Still, for someone to say without a doube 100% theres no "bigfoot" is a little retarded. I mean hell, everyone knows that the government found the Loch Ness Monsters remains and are keeping them a burried secrect so as to not alarm people that some dinosaurs are still living amogst us.

 

[tKeR]

A Opossum that big is still quite fascinating even if it isn't bigfoot.

 

[Darkmatter]

I bet someone in Washington could tell us. :/

 

[concrete_sox]

I HAVE FOUND THE REAL BIGFOOT AND HIS FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ChrisH36]

I would imagine the kids would be A LOT more hairer

 

[Glowy]

YouTube - Bigfoot Body FOUND!!! (Fox News)

 

[Barney Stinson]

Didnt someone already post that, cause I defiantly just watched it yesterday.

 

[concrete_sox]

Guys this is an all american bigfoot trap

 

[Sogeking]

whats an Australian one look like?

 

[concrete_sox]

 

[Sogeking]

clever? do they ride the kangaroos?

 

[concrete_sox]

clever? do they ride the kangaroos?

you have confused the bigfoot

 

[Sogeking]

i dunno, he looks turned on. i take it bigfoot don't run into the opposite sex often enough

 

[concrete_sox]

this bigfoot reminds me of darkmatter

 

[Sogeking]

his mom and dad

 

[Glowy]

holy **** thats a big uhhhhh wtf is that?

 

[concrete_sox]

it was announced that it was just rubber suit