I, am TillerMan. It's not my fault that I'm ugly. I got beaten up yesterday personally I think I look better now. Also all thoes people who insult me for not haveing a job and living in my parents basement. Well it's true but I filled out an application and think I have a good shot at the job.
NAME: TillerMan
DESIRED POSITION: Giving blowjobs in the back. Or playing warcraft 3 for you guys.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year. That will be able to pay for my plastic surgery
EDUCATION: I'm very edumicated. I passed my hooked on fonics test easily.
LAST POSITION HELD: The IN Clan.
SALARY: $999 for 100 games.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: I beat Bei in Warcraft 2 out of 3 times.
REASON FOR LEAVING: I left?
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, I can beat you at warcraft.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: yes.
Admin@theInclan.com. Or call me and when my Mom asks for me ask for the sherminator.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: I'm a body builder 50 pounds is nothing to me. (Will I be able to have help?)
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: heh If I did I wouldn't be living at home
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: yes I have my very own trading card
DO YOU SMOKE?: No might damage my computer playing lungs.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:
Hoping for patch 1.13
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: No, I don't look any better from the beatings
SIGN HERE: My real name is gay so I'll use this one Tillerman.
This was my Mcdonalds Application I think I got a good shot at it. Time to play some warcraft later fags.