Best pickup lines

[l33t bunny master]

ahh man hunter yours suck, all the girl i wanna ask out said was sup and kept walking. your as useless as a hampster running in a wheel.

 

[DigitalElite]

IF you were on a McDonalds menu, it'd say McBeautiful.

Funny!

 

[AzNsUpA-Boi]

mcbeautiful... if u were on the mcdonalds menu she would be fast easy cheap lol

 

[Thistle]

"Im a 1337 H4x0r!!!!! go out with me!!!!!!!"

always works...

 

[raDixGhost]

"i lost my phone number can i please get yours?"
"i am lost can you please take me to your house for the night."
"did it hurt? *she goes what?* when you fell from heaven."
"are you tired *she goes huh?* cuz youve been running through my mind all day."

well thats all i remember i hope i helped you kids!

 

[Thistle]

mine still is the best....

 

[DigitalElite]

well second best, after mine!

 

[l33t 0n3]

"Pull down your ****ing pants before i pull the trigger, bitch"

or

"10 dolla sucky sucky?"