Best pickup lines

[Samsara]

mine is
"if i followed u home would u keep me" do that with a sad puppy eye face.

 

[AxL]

How long have been sig banned noob_phucker?

Mine is

"I have never had a girl friend, would you be my first?"

I just made that up. Ain't I slick?

 

[Beer $lut]

not really

"Don't worry--I've been neutered"

 

[Samsara]

sry slut but i have copyright on that. lol jk i really doubt it would work.

 

[Beer $lut]

or even better
"I'll bet you 100 bucks that you couldn't get all your clothes off in 30 seconds."

 

[Samsara]

"if you were a booger i would pick you"

 

[Lionheart]

You must be a parking ticket, because u got fine written all over you.

This one is kind of lame: If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put u and i together.

 

[Speedy]

nice shoes, wanna ****?

or

Hey baby how bout you come over here and sit on my lap. We'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

 

[VegetaClam]

::Grunt:: ::Grunt:: "Ahhhh, Thanks Doll Face"

-VC

 

[Sly]

Hey sexy, can I get a hamburger witha side of ass?

w00t! works everytime, especially at Burger King

 

[AzNsUpA-Boi]

if ur left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is christmas... can i visit u in between the holidays

or

im like milk baby... ill do u good

 

[Zmoney]

" hey Baby can i get you NUmber?"

 

[AzNsUpA-Boi]

z how is that a pick up line...

 

[Zmoney]

Azn, you pick up a number dont you Ü

 

[AzNsUpA-Boi]

huh? i still don't get it....

 

[Jason]

Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.

 

[amrtin77]

sigh -.-
he saying u PICK up a number so itas a PICK UP line. it doesnt make sense i know, but i get alot of this stupid humor at school

 

[l33t bunny master]

mine is
"if i was a broccoli and you were cauliflower, what would are kids look like"..."lets find out"

 

[hunter_killer]

Something I'm gonna make up off the top of my head.

"Hey, what's up?"

Works everytime.. In starting a conversation.

 

[Terran_Commander]

yeah that one works hunter