Best investedment i Ever made o.o

[Samsara]

****ing hell Glow that is both devilishly wrong and absurdly funny

 

[icastbigspells]

i heard this one the other day it may look like a needles but shure works like a sewin machine

 

[OMGLOLWTFPWN]

That's awesome. What exactly were you trying to find for your mom?

 

[Glowy]

Well i was debating on whether to ger a blow up sheep...or this penis flinger thingy....the guy at the store let me play with it..pretty fun....its pretty much a rubber didldo thingy and you cramp it on this spring and then you like slam your fist on the board on the back and it flips the dick into the air and it like flops around bouncing off of walls and stuff heheh....bu tim gonna get teh sheep

 

[Ebay.God]

what a suprise, you get the sheep. Well, at least when people ask you "Would you **** a sheep"(Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back) you can say yes....

 

[Tix]

haha ben stiler got one thing like this in the movie Dodgeball, if anyone saw it...

 

[icastbigspells]

ben stiller had an air pump this is an actually look penis thing

 

[Glowy]

well i want the sheep for myslef to hang on my wall...not to have sexors with but it always a good back up when the urge is un-controble

 

[DigitalElite]

Gross?

Good stories though, you seem to enjoy your job.

 

[Glowy]

Originally posted by FishDynasty
Gross?

Good stories though, you seem to enjoy your job.

you have no idea :wavey

 

[pyro_junky]

lol i should do that with someone

 

[Glowy]

hey pryo since u liek fire...do this....


grab a gasoline can... and pour a thin line across the road (be sure its a desert place so u can run and hide) and sit in the ditch on the side of the road till someone comes driving and light a match and throw it on the line right before they cross it...it will scare the shit out of them..heheh i done this a couple of weeks ago after me and some freinds got drunk.....

btw be sure to run

 

[shutupandgoaway]

Glowpole is ****ing hilarious...we should have a poll..and find which people think is funnier- Glowpole or VC.

 

[Glowy]

Vc??? you mean vegeta clam??? havn't seen him in awhile

 

[amrtin77]

i couldnt choose between them.. theyre both too ****ing funny for their own good.

 

[AxL]

Originally posted by glowpole
Hehe I found the ultimate adult toy. Which is really fun to play with and just..well..umm...fun.


Anyways the other day i was at teh local p0rn shop sniffing around for some birthday presents for my mom

I stopped reading right there.

 

[Glowy]

no u didn't it like you cna't jsut eat 1...u gotta read it

 

[Ebay.God]

Originally posted by glowpole
hey pryo since u liek fire...do this....


grab a gasoline can... and pour a thin line across the road (be sure its a desert place so u can run and hide) and sit in the ditch on the side of the road till someone comes driving and light a match and throw it on the line right before they cross it...it will scare the shit out of them..heheh i done this a couple of weeks ago after me and some freinds got drunk.....

btw be sure to run

jokes is jokes, but shit like that puts you in jail =/

 

[Glowy]

if u get caught >=)

 

[Ebay.God]

which i most likly would concidering i got the worst luck ever latly =/