Best investedment i Ever made o.o

[Glowy]

Hehe I found the ultimate adult toy. Which is really fun to play with and just..well..umm...fun.


Anyways the other day i was at teh local p0rn shop sniffing around for some birthday presents for my mom and i came across this fake penis grower thingy. Well if u ever seen the movie Me, myself & ireene you know the part where they driving and she looks at his crotch and his penis starts growing? Thats whats this thing is. You clip it to the edge of ur boxers and it has a button you press and it retracts down your leg making you look like a sex god. For 35.00 i bought it hehehe. Anyways the next day i took it to work and walked into the office where my office assasint Pam was working...

So i walked up and said ,"Hey pam how bout i pick you up tonight and we go screw like monkeys?" she jsut luaghes and says she married. So i prop my leg on her chair and make the fake penis extract down my leg and said, "How bout now?" and the look on her face was ****ing priceless literally she sat in sielence looking like this O.O heheheheh I couldn't keep from luaghing so hard....god i'm gonna have fun with this thing


-edit no sexualy either for u pervs

 

[Ebay.God]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH ROFL, GG Glowpole..rofl.

 

[Moof-Ader]

LOL, sounds like fun, I wish I had one of those, I could have a lot of fun with it and it would be priceless like you said.

 

[Thistle]

Aw man thats a wickedway to pick up chicks!

 

[Ebay.God]

dont you think they would be disapointed when they see your not that large though? lol

 

[Glowy]

I duno.....its the stares i get when they watchs it uncurl down my leg thats so aswome.....i'll jsut be a playa -hata and say..nah i got more hoes in diff area codes to go to bro yo

 

[Guest]

Hahahaha. That shit would be funny as hell. GG glowpole.

 

[Glowy]

Imma try it on my gay Deli manager today. I might get raped

 

[Moof-Ader]

That would be great, I would pick up so many chicks with that and then they'll be like what happened to the large dick, and then they will leave you.

 

[Glowy]

80% girls say its not size thats matters...its how you work it.


best saying : Its not how big your lure is....its how you wiggle your worm to get a bite

 

[Ebay.God]

Accually glowpole, many people say that, but most girls enjoy a larger peni, but you cant just have a large penis and throw it in there, you still gotta know what to do.

 

[Glowy]

yea well i'm trying to help the lesser pensis's feel better


i'm satisfied with mind....till ****ing ronnie walks up and flops out his king kong dick

 

[Ebay.God]

why did some guy walk up to you and flop out his penis? X|

 

[Speedy]

LMAO. omg thats the hardest i've laughed in a while.

 

[DB]

Hahaha... The Goderator commends you on making a funny. LOL That's ****ing hilarious.

 

[Glowy]

thast creepy how you refer yourself to 3rd person

 

[DB]

Originally posted by glowpole
thast creepy how you refer yourself to 3rd person

The Goderator does not think it is creepy. It would be creepy if the Goderator talked about himself in 4th person. Yes, the Goderator deems that creepy.

 

[Glowy]

glowpole ackknoledges your 3rd person view on yourself and glowpole wishes to congrat u on ur recent upgrade


k that made no sense

 

[DB]

Originally posted by glowpole
glowpole ackknoledges your 3rd person view on yourself and glowpole wishes to congrat u on ur recent upgrade


k that made no sense

The Goderator understands all. Thank you for your congratulations aimed towards the Goderator.


One more thing the Goderator would like to know... Where exactly did you find the retractable boner machine? The Goderator wants one.

 

[Glowy]

West knox news aka Porno/crack house

edit- btw they got a penis water gun imma buy and squirt peeps with heheheheeheheheehehhehee porn shops own


and a blow up sheep imma buy