Awesome quotes from my boss in Afghanistan

[ZyrteK]

OMFG

 

[coRtALoS]

Got some more, here we go!!

Every day, my boss gives our driver shit for listening to music he hates. Today was no exception, and as usual, my boss changes the radio station to some American pop radio station. It's a pretty bad song that's playing on the radio however. The driver looks over to Dan and says "Music, good?"
"Nah, this is crap, but it's got a tempo"
*He starts snapping his fingers to the beat of the song*
"You know tempo?"
*Then he starts snapping his fingers at random all over the place*
"Afghani music has no tempo, it's like you're having a fucking heart attack."

"WHERE'S MY FUCKING COFFEE?! What cousin of whose do I have to fuck for some coffee?!"

 

[CerebralChain]

Hahahah, your boss is just too awesome xD xP cD xF |D

 

[Renzokuken]

Hahahahaha i love racism sometimes.

 

[coRtALoS]

Best part is most of these guys have no fucking clue what he's talking about when he goes off on a rant like that.