true story, my assistant needed a drive home at 3 in the morning and i really didn't have a lot of time before i had to be back at work so as i was driving i was speeding and running every red light. he said that if i'm not careful i'll loose my licence, so i told him that if the police stop me i'm going to stab him in the leg with my pen and tell the cop i'm trying to get him to the hospital
i'd use the same excuse.... as long as i had a passenger
anyone need a drive?
woman dressed up like catwoman, or woman dressed up like a french maid
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