A question all should answer...

[x42bn6]

... If you want Galatia and Crookedfoot to be your parents...

 

[DarkRider]

lol true.... true....

 

[l33t bunny master]

I"ll take crookedfoot if your offering.

 

[shadow_man1024]

hmm i like talking here other than forumsector....forumsector is full of flameing ass holes named 4d5e6f and phil

 

[TrongaMonga]

I posted this once in Fan-Fiction:

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The fall of Amantis​

Once upon a time, there was this lady and this knight.

The knight was coRtALoS, the lady was Theroy. They went to their castle, living togheter, happy forever.

Forever? No, not forever, for the evil witch, Amantis, appeared mounted in the Flying Renzo and broke the happy couple with some Happy Candies bombs.

It was then that the great warrior, kamikaze, appeared, and was about to kill Amantis when he saw coRt. It was love in the first sight!

It was then that Amantis, Renzo and her body guard, Maverick, started losing advantage. The entire scene of coRtALoS running in his underwear with kamikaze behind him caused those demonic and infernall fiends to start laughing to death.

**​

However, Amantis was too strong to die just from that, and she managed to wake up.

She woke up Maverick and Renzo, and they were about to destroy coRt and kamikaze.

After running and running, kamikaze managed to catch coRtALoS. However, as Amantis was atacking his love, he fought to defend him

That way, he managed to bring down Renzo with laughs, but Maverick managed to hold Kamikaze long enough for Amantis to toss a Candy into Kamikaze mouth.

Kamikaze fainted.

When coRt was about to be defeated, it was then that the mighty TrongaMonga appeared. His strength was so big that Maverick gave up just by seeing his holy fire.

However, Amantis was not so chicken. She casted rain into Tronga, but he just watched impassively while the rain evaporated just by touching him.

Tronga casted then his one and final blow, the Ultimate Shot.

No, he didn't fart..

Amantis was dead!

**​

The party began.

SkuZZy, the ancient king, came back from the death world, and was arguing with coRt about the tapes of his mother.

There was hunter_killer shaking his ass all over the reign, and hitting everyone with it.

There was Galatia, playing drums like a wacko fat moto drumer.

There was Theroy, dancing with Pan, her maid of honor.

There was kamikaze, kept in a jail by the whole rest of the reign, as his passion was very strong, and he has the physic of a Greek God.

There was TrongaMonga, floating over the reign, giving not a flying sh!t about the guys in the floor below.

And so they lived happily forever .

The End.

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It's this jolly happy aura around most users called friendship that makes me stay

And the fact that Starcraft owns

 

[jd-inflames]

I wish I was somewhere in someones story *feels inadequent*

 

[Oxide08]

i am here because ..... i got other place to be no but seriously i like the ppl here.... and i like the diablo forums

 

[KOLOSSAL]

Wow Tronga, that is one nice story. The reason I go here is to one day be able to achieve absolute Nirvana. Nah, I just like to go to this place and have a good time.