Originally posted by glowpole
Ok me and some freinds from time to time when we get together in a public place we like to try differnt pick up lines and see who gets slapped and who gets them in teh sack.
Well yesterday night my freinds thought they cheer me up so i had a few beers and we went to gatilinburg,tn. Cool place to drink n stuff. Anyways we all take turns picking out girls and trying our own orginal pick up lines. well the reason i'm posting this is not becuz of my pick-up line but becuz of my freind ronnie.
Well i only did it once..i walked up to this redhead girl, un button my shirt and said ,"Do i make you horney?" well she said no... and i was like ,"not eve na little bit?? how bout $5?" well she jsut rolls her eyes and walk off.
Mine wasn't really funny becuz i wasn't in to it. But my freind ronnie (whos nickname is kingkong becua of his massive peckers) says see those 5 girls over there? and we were like yea..so he sasy watch this...
So he walks up to this group of hot chicks...un does his pants...flops out his dick and says ,"Whos first?" I have never laughed so hard in my life. 3 girls covered there mouths and was OMG thats big!@! Well he didn't get a number but one girls said he got a C for effort...
hehe if i was hung liek a horse i would porb do that but after that we jsut kinda let him win becuz we cna't beat that...
first fun i had in a couple of weeks 
Rofl, the best I've done at trying pick-up shit is walking down this backstreet to the grociery store. Well this Asian chick was walking down torwards me, Tim, and Andy. They dared me to walk up to her and smack her ass. Well, not putting down a dare, when she was right next to me, I said, "Wait, come here once." She came to me and I smacked her ass. Her face lit beat red and she smiled the biggest smile I have ever seen. She was pretty cute too, lotta asians are. But that's the best I have ever done...
Hm, I could never flop my dick out in front of women. Jees, that would be, god!!! He wins!
